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To Jamaicans on the board...

Things you wont see a Jamaican doing...

Tek fir instance...
Yuh eva see Jamaicans a climb mountain wid flag and claim victory

when dem reach di top? Yuh ever see we ah hang out inna di miggle of di

Amazon jungle? Fi wa reason???

Yuh ever see we a jump outta plane wid one parachute or a boast seh we going

bungee jumping next Sunday?

Yuh eva see we inna sea bout we looking fi di Great White Sharks? No sah we

wi watch it pon TV.

Yuh eva hear a J'can in ah Search & Rescue pan mountain. A mi sen dem up

mountain? Dem find dem way up, dem fe find dem way dung again. Idiat dem! A

nature way fe weed de weak and any hungry animal up deh!

Yuh eva see a Jamaican acting pon big screen going nto a haunted house and

asking..."Trevah yuh in deh?" If him foolish enuf fi go ina di haunted house

him an di duppy dem caang fight it out in deh.

Yuh eva hear a Jamaican man seh.."no honey...no need to cook rice and peas

wid oxtail and a little chicken pon a Sunday...... mek we order in a pizzza

nuh?" Try yu best.....not pon yu life.

Yuh eva si a jamaican come a work an tell everbaddy dem bizniz how dem neva

bade dis mawning, jus brush teet and wash face....

Yuh eva si a jamaican wey luv talk ova ppl food, put dem face inna it an sey

dat looks and smell good. No sah! Dat wi cause a fight.

Yuh ever see a Jamaican go inna di company fridge, and go tek weh next

person sangwige and nyam it off?

Yuh ever hear Jamaican pickney tel! l dem madda fi shut up, and di madda go

tek seat inna kitchen, tek out cigarette start smoke and seh she nuh know

wah fi do wid di pickney? NO! One bax crass him face fi sure. An if dem live

in New Yaak dem sen dem to Jamaica fi di Summer and den di adda relatives

fix dem bizniz and dem go back wid mannaz.

Yuh eva see Jamaican tek meat outta fridge and stick it inna oven widout

lickle seasoning?

Yuh eva hear Jamaican inna di werkplace ah talk bout how much tiyme him wife

mek him sleep pan di couch? Crazy tings dat, cause even if she shut di door

she expect im fi kick it open









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all jamaicans smoke weed. they steal it from their brother, and smoke it.
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Jamaicans rule baby!!!!!

Good luck to:
Serena Williams, Lindsay Davenport, Elena Dementieva, Anastacia Myskina, Chanda Rubin, Ana Ivanovic, and Jennifer Capriati (come back soon!)

James Blake, Marat Safin, Carlos Moya, Rafa Nadal, Andre Agassi, and David Nalbandian.

Respect to Beenie man reggae dancehall best musiq ever!

Big up to Arsenal and Fulham yeah baby!! kick ass! (got 2 best ladies teams too!)
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Jamaicans rule baby!!!!!
Dancehall queen, did you see Shottas? with kamani Marley and Spraga Benze? FIRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! A di Shotta dem rule....

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Me Naa seen da film ive been looking for it for a while but dey naa hav it. Me hava get it off da internet..is it really hot?

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Respect to Beenie man reggae dancehall best musiq ever!

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Me Naa seen da film ive been looking for it for a while but dey naa hav it. Me hava get it off da internet..is it really hot?
OMG...is it? I got it at home...seen it like ten times...know it word for word... WIKID...

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Cool cool me be checking dat out den...is der alot of peeps of jamaican origin on da board?

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Respect to Beenie man reggae dancehall best musiq ever!

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Cool cool me be checking dat out den...is der alot of peeps of jamaican origin on da board?

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omg people actually admit they're jamaican? *ducks from cam*

thats true of all island people....made me laugh though
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omg people actually admit they're jamaican? *ducks from cam*

thats true of all island people....made me laugh though
Buck a shot ina you blood cla'at...

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omg people actually admit they're jamaican? *ducks from cam*

thats true of all island people....made me laugh though
Mek wi bum rush har wid bad rep.

Dancehall Queen, where in JA are you from?

Cam, I heard the Welcome to Jamrock song a couple times this weekend and it is pretty good. Btw, we never made it to the Penn Relays. Everybody was bummed out because of the rain. It seems like it always rains Penn time. I remember being there in the rain one year (either last or year before) and we were bunched up under umbrellas.
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I wish I understood any of that....
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Cam a wish paht yuh gaan? Mi cum fi chat likkle wid yuh and yuh tek off. Mi gaan lay dung.
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a true man.... nuff a dem tings wey you write a true man..... Irie!
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Mek wi bum rush har wid bad rep.

Dancehall Queen, where in JA are you from?

Cam, I heard the Welcome to Jamrock song a couple times this weekend and it is pretty good. Btw, we never made it to the Penn Relays. Everybody was bummed out because of the rain. It seems like it always rains Penn time. I remember being there in the rain one year (either last or year before) and we were bunched up under umbrellas.
CC...mi go a Penn Relay...It hot you si...I went on Friday. . OMG...you should have seen the high school girls 4x100 relays...The Jago girls ran their asses off. And the 4x400 girls championships where out of control...Came down to Holmwood Tech of Jamaican, Alpha Academy of Jamaica and West Catholic of Philly...The Jamaicans nearly mash up di place...all you si a J'can flags...

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