Don't you think Kiwifan is a little too, uh caustic to garner many votes.
Trying to think of someone, I've never insulted.
Let's see my greatest contributions to WTAworld, to date are:
Introducing the concept of Low Reading Comprehension
); every time I see one poster insult another with that phrase, I feel like a proud papa.
Popularizing the nickname Chucky in WTAworld
(I still remember when a mod PMed me to ask me why I called her Chucky, her mass media nickname, - my first PM, and I thought it was going to be my first suspension
but I was pardoned
Teaching the silly Belgian posters that Henin was the better Belgian
back when they were all on the "Kimmy won the YEC" Bandwagon. (I was right Lynx, wasn't I? Its all about the "fire in the belly" baby)
Driving several posters off the boards
; I won't mention their names out of fear that they will return to boring me again.
The Hollywood part of the Great Anna Troll
(although Car Key Boi deserves 98% of the credit, I get 1%, I forget who gets the other 1%
So even though I actually like Henin, Anna and Hingis...
...the summary of my WTAworld existence is my ability to annoy Euros
, Chucky fans
, Anna fans
, Peace Loving Hippies
, anyone who doesn't like the Dallas Cowboys, USA Soccer (men and women) or the New Zealand All Blacks, annoying posters
and I'm sure many many other people (Bacardi, who's posts I actually enjoy)
that completely escape my mind right now.
For these reasons and probably many more, I appreciate the nice gesture on your part but I repectfully decline nomination in your beauty pagent; as the cowardly LBJ said once,
"If nominated, I will not run. If elected, I will not serve."