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Jesus Cries When You Touch Yourself, Americans Against Masturbation

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You'd think Jesus would get over it by now, I mean he's been crying 24/7 for thousands of years now...

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lol
omg, americans are among the most sexually repressed people in the world.
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o_o...omg wtf?!

Stupid religion.
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Americans sexually repressed?

The porn industry is doing very well.

Births are at an all-time high.

More people are out of the closet and are willing to explore their sexuality.

Yep, the definition of sexual repression.

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Americans sexually repressed?

The porn industry is doing very well.

Births are at an all-time high.

More people are out of the closet and are willing to explore their sexuality.

Yep, the definition of sexual repression.
I think among the "modern" countries, we're certainly up there though.
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In that case I don't think Jesus likes me very much. I upset him multiple times a day...
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I think among the "modern" countries, we're certainly up there though.
We might be sexually modest in public but everybody's a freak in their own bedrooms.

Actually, I take that back. Those idiots that were offended by Janet's boob do not represent me. The majority of people didn't think it was a big deal. Which begs the question was it the boob itself or who the boob belonged to. But I'm not going there.

We have our brothels, strip clubs, sex clubs, BDSM clubs, fetish clubs, escort services, etc. The only difference I've seen from traveling through Europe and such is that the open viewing of naked bodies, i.e. showing naked bodies on broadcast TV is seen as normal. There's no shame attached.

Americans still have a lot of Victorian ideas when it comes to nudity and sex but it has no effect on the birth rate or any other signs that people have a problem with having sex. Sex is selling freaking body spray. The "repression" label is a myth, pure and simple.

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Americans sexually repressed?

The porn industry is doing very well.

Births are at an all-time high.

More people are out of the closet and are willing to explore their sexuality.

Yep, the definition of sexual repression.
we also have a weeks worth of coverage over seeing a nipple on televison.




















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we also have a weeks worth of coverage over seeing a nipple on televison.
it was more than a week.

I argue there was something else behind nipplegate. I'm sure you know what I'm talking about.

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Americans sexually repressed?

The porn industry is doing very well.

Births are at an all-time high.

More people are out of the closet and are willing to explore their sexuality.

Yep, the definition of sexual repression.
Americans against Masturbation?

Bans on Same sex marriage?

FCC outrage over Janet's breast?

Ok maybe repressed isn't the best word I could've chosen, but Americans are so conservative when it comes to sexuality.
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  • Americans against Masturbation?
  • Bans on Same sex marriage?
  • FCC outrage over Janet's breast?
one of these things is not like the others

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ok this ad is clearly a joke....and not a very good one i might add.

"racism is dead, it died when MLK walked on a bridge and freed the slaves. Now we have a socialist Kenyan president who is not an American and if anyone mentions race they are a reverse racist (while racism is dead, reverse racism is alive and well.) #whattheyteachyouatfox"
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it was more than a week.

I argue there was something else behind nipplegate. I'm sure you know what I'm talking about.
what about the people who flip out when women breastfeed in public?

i disagree with you here. people are repressed, that's why porn does so well. they don't want to deal with their fantasies in their relationships... thats why they watch so much porn/fuck whores etc. they are too afraid to open up about their weird shit.

can't even wear a fucking thong bikini to the beach without getting a fine, or let the titties get a kiss from the sun [which i do anyway ]...


....This is fucked up, fucked up....

This is your blind spot, blind spot.
It should be obvious, but it's not.

You cannot kickstart a dead horse
You just crush yourself and walk away
I don't care what the future holds
Cause I'm right here in your arms today
With your fingers you can touch me

I'll be your black swan, black swan
I'm for spare parts, broken up.




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