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post #1 of 10 (permalink) Old May 1st, 2005, 02:20 AM Thread Starter
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I don't care WHO you are, that's funny right there!

Finally, after six girls, Luke's wife had a boy. But he only had a head - nothing else. Luke didn't care, though. He was just happy to have a boy.

On his kid's 21st birthday, Luke took him to a bar. "A shot of your best scotch", he ordered.

The boy drank it and - POOF! - he grew a neck. Amazed, Luke then ordered another and - POP! - a torso sprouted. "Keep 'em coming!," Luke shouted. Eventually, the boy had a whole body. Everyone cheered, his father loudest of all.

Tipsy, the boy stood on his new legs and stumbled to the left... and to the right... and out the front door and into the path of a truck.

The bar fell silent.

You know," the bartender said, "He should've quit while he was a head."


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The transgression of the wicked saith within my heart, that there is no fear of God before his eyes. Ps. 36:1

The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. Ps. 14:1, 53:1

The fear of the LORD is the beginning of knowledge: but fools despise wisdom and instruction. Prov. 1:7

...Behold, the fear of the LORD, that is wisdom; and to depart from evil is understanding. Job 28:28
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post #2 of 10 (permalink) Old May 1st, 2005, 02:24 AM
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what a stupid joke which makes it funni
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I dont get it


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I kinda get it, but I don't find it funny....so maybe I'm not getting ALL of it? :retard:
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oo

Ive heard this 1 before

Its ace!

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so stupid its funny
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post #7 of 10 (permalink) Old May 1st, 2005, 11:54 AM
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quit while he was a head

"誰も私を止める停が出来なかったか"
- Jinpachi Mishima
- Jedah Douma
"恐れてはいけない. 私は最初であり, 最後である"
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lol but lame!
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genius. this one goes into my repertoire!
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Originally Posted by Azza
Kiss my suculent chicken breasts

"誰も私を止める停が出来なかったか"
- Jinpachi Mishima
- Jedah Douma
"恐れてはいけない. 私は最初であり, 最後である"
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