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The Perverts Sex Thread...

OK I thought this board needed this, it's a thread for all us Perverts to gather round and discuss, partake in, and anything else related to sexual activity.
No hold barred ADULT conversation, so young ones hide your innocent lil eyes, or be prepared to learn something.

You wanted it, you asked for it.... lets make this baby a CHAT THREAD

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well I thought it was perverted when you taloked about biting you're old gf's clit off but thats just me... this will be the only post i post in here




















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dani,

i need your advice, i have started seeing this woman (OMFG shes hot), she is a sex freak, but really hates it when i say sex is dirty. like you know "is your mind in the gutter" that kind of thing.

so i wonder WHATS WRONG with people. i mean lets be real SEX IS DIRTY!!! i mean do you know what comes out of that? EWWWWW!!! that being said, as long as you know what it is you are doing and are ok with it, whats the big deal about saying that something that is dirty is "dirty"?

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well I thought it was perverted when you taloked about biting you're old gf's clit off but thats just me
uhmm ....i was about to post, but devouring genitals is way out of my league
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dani,

i need your advice, i have started seeing this woman (OMFG shes hot), she is a sex freak, but really hates it when i say sex is dirty. like you know "is your mind in the gutter" that kind of thing.

so i wonder WHATS WRONG with people. i mean lets be real SEX IS DIRTY!!! i mean do you know what comes out of that? EWWWWW!!! that being said, as long as you know what it is you are doing and are ok with it, whats the big deal about saying that something that is dirty is "dirty"?

Sex is dirty, and especially now it's getting hot weather here... it's hot and sticky if you spend more than 30 mins in bed somewhere minus A/C. But it's good, I mean that stuff was intended for something. It's not like you're into pissing on someone via golden showers or anything you know.

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The CLIT BITING was just a joke... only a cuz I hate my ex that much and reserve the right to slander her name all over the internet for the years and time I spent bringing her wholesome pleasure.

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Sex is dirty, and especially now it's getting hot weather here... it's hot and sticky if you spend more than 30 mins in bed somewhere minus A/C. But it's good, I mean that stuff was intended for something. It's not like you're into pissing on someone via golden showers or anything you know.

Sex is dirty, but it's the best dirty I can think of
golden showers arent my thing, still it leaves "residue" that unless you took a shower right before sex is still on the stuff.

but you are right its good dirty. best kind of dirty their is. long live dirty dirty dirty sex!!!!!!!!!!

"racism is dead, it died when MLK walked on a bridge and freed the slaves. Now we have a socialist Kenyan president who is not an American and if anyone mentions race they are a reverse racist (while racism is dead, reverse racism is alive and well.) #whattheyteachyouatfox"
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uhmm ....i was about to post, but devouring genitals is way out of my league
jo! i always knew you were dirty, deep down.

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oh...

No Paulie , i was just going to say hi(like i am now) until i read the clit biting thing.... me dirty?
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golden showers arent my thing, still it leaves "residue" that unless you took a shower right before sex is still on the stuff.

but you are right its good dirty. best kind of dirty their is. long live dirty dirty dirty sex!!!!!!!!!!
NEVER have I ever, and never WILL I ever partake in any golden shower business.

I prefer showers with my lovers, to get all nice and clean. Even nice long bubble baths.

Another thing I hate is someone using too much perfume or body sprays *unless it's the Jessica Simpson Desert Line, cuz you can it off* But the taste of perfume is just nasty. Ew, nothing worse than to be necking and get a lick of someone's perfume. Smells good, tastes like shit

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With an avatar like that, how can they not be

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NEVER have I ever, and never WILL I ever partake in any golden shower business.

I prefer showers with my lovers, to get all nice and clean. Even nice long bubble baths.

Another thing I hate is someone using too much perfume or body sprays *unless it's the Jessica Simpson Desert Line, cuz you can it off* But the taste of perfume is just nasty. Ew, nothing worse than to be necking and get a lick of someone's perfume. Smells good, tastes like shit
you'd think by now they'd have found a way to make perfume/cologne tast good.

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With an avatar like that, how can they not be
I'm an i just like getting getting soiled now and then
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NEVER have I ever, and never WILL I ever partake in any golden shower business.

I prefer showers with my lovers, to get all nice and clean. Even nice long bubble baths.

Another thing I hate is someone using too much perfume or body sprays *unless it's the Jessica Simpson Desert Line, cuz you can it off* But the taste of perfume is just nasty. Ew, nothing worse than to be necking and get a lick of someone's perfume. Smells good, tastes like shit
sorry that post came out all wrong i ment. when you got to the bathroom (for get about golden showers) and you wipe, it still leaves residue. thats why i was saying that sex should be after a bath or shower. because the body gets dirty after just a few hours. i wasnt talkinga bout goldne showers.

"racism is dead, it died when MLK walked on a bridge and freed the slaves. Now we have a socialist Kenyan president who is not an American and if anyone mentions race they are a reverse racist (while racism is dead, reverse racism is alive and well.) #whattheyteachyouatfox"
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