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post #1 of 84 (permalink) Old Apr 11th, 2005, 01:09 AM Thread Starter
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LMAO!! Absolutely wrong sperm joke!!

My boyfriend told this to me the other day.

A woman is sitting in her house one day when a burglar breaks in and holds a gun to her head and shouts "GIVE ME ALL YOUR MONEY!"

The woman starts crying and tells the man she doesn't have any money. "Please don't kill me," she cries. "I really don't have any money."

The burglar thinks for a second. He pulls a small container out of his bag. "OK, I won't kill you if you swallow this container of my sperm."

"But I really..."

"SWALLOW IT!"

The woman takes a deep breath and drinks down the semen in the container. Suddenly the burglar takes off his mask. It's her husband.

"See honey. Was it really THAT bad?"
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post #2 of 84 (permalink) Old Apr 11th, 2005, 01:18 AM
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OMG.... that's sooooooo bad!!
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post #3 of 84 (permalink) Old Apr 11th, 2005, 01:18 AM
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post #4 of 84 (permalink) Old Apr 11th, 2005, 01:19 AM
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omg that's horrible!
somehow I was picturing the victim as an old elderly ladie.... ew!
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ewww...........Gross
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Pretty good one

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post #11 of 84 (permalink) Old Apr 11th, 2005, 04:02 AM
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I woulda just let him shoot me, ewwwww cum...... male cum, nasty

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I woulda just let him shoot me, ewwwww cum...... male cum, nasty
No....... mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.
Ah hell, who I'm kidding.. I don't swallow.
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No....... mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.
Ah hell, who I'm kidding.. I don't swallow.
See, nobody likes it.
I wonder why it's different that chicks? It's always a salty goodness with women

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that's nasty!

But pretty funny.
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post #15 of 84 (permalink) Old Apr 11th, 2005, 04:10 AM
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See, nobody likes it.
I wonder why it's different that chicks? It's always a salty goodness with women
:barf: I would so never wanna know. I'll stick to hot and sticky icky manjuice thanks. lol And I don't mind it... I'd just rather not. I reserve that for special people.
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