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4 Friends at a party.

4 Friends at a party.
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Four friends, who hadn't seen each other in 30
years, reunited at a party.
After several drinks, one of the men had to use
the rest room.
Those who remained talked about their kids.

The first guy said, "My son is my pride and joy.
He started working at
a successful company at the bottom of the barrel.
He studied Economics
and Business Administration and soon began to
climb the corporate ladder
and now he's the president of the company.
He became so rich that he gave his best friend
a top of the line Mercedes for his birthday."
The second guy said, "Damn, that's terrific! My
son is also my pride and joy. He started working for a big airline, then went to flight school
to become a pilot . Eventually he became a partner in the company,where he owns the majority of its assets.
He's so rich that he gave his best friend
a brand new jet for his birthday."

The third man said: "Well, that's terrific! My
son studied in the best
universities and became an engineer. Then he started his own construction company and is now a multimillionaire. He also gave away something very
nice and expensive to his best friend for his birthday:
A 30,000 square foot mansion."

The three friends congratulated each other just
as the fourth returned from the restroom and asked: "What are all the congratulations for?"
One of the three said: "We were talking about the
pride we feel for the successes of our sons. .What about your son?"

The fourth man replied: "My son is gay and makes
a living dancing as a stripper at a nightclub.
The three friends said: "What a shame...what a
disappointment."
The fourth man replied: "No, I'm not ashamed.
He's my son and I love him. And he's lucky, too.
His birthday just passed and the other day he
received a beautiful 30,000 square foot mansion, a brand
new jet and a top of the line Mercedes from his three
boyfriends."
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I wish I had a 30,000 ft. mansion to give away to my stripper boyfriend

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I heard this one before and it's always sooo funni hearing it again

"whoever said that money can't buy happiness, clearly didn't kno where to shop"
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Thnax for bring a smile to my face!
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