Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: Oldies Circuit/WeightWatchers
Wendy's Guide to Lerve
Now, it's about time I shared my great wisdom and talents. And no, I don't mean my ability to eat 219847 pizzas in one go. Ya see guys I'm a legend when it comes to chat up lines and all things leeeeeeerve. So sit back and enjoy Wenders' World, the new lerve doctor...
Use these chat-up lines and you're guaranteed lerve success:
Would you be my love buffet in the players' lounge? So I can lay you out on the table and take what I want?
Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone in the locker room we did anyway.
The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word.
Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?
That tennis outfit would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor tomorrow morning.
My name's Wendy That's so you know what to scream.
My name's Wendy but you can call me "lover."
Nice tennis sneakers. Wanna fuck?
Your daddy must have been a baker (as well as being a tennis slave driver), 'cause you've got a nice set of buns.
All those curves, and me with no brakes.
If I told you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me next to court 3?
Fuck me if I'm wrong, but don't you want to kiss my spare balls?
I like every muscle in your body, especially mine.
[Grab her tush.] Pardon me, is this seat taken?
Is it hot in here or is it just you?
Can I have directions? ["To where?"] To your heart.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
How about you sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up?
Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.
I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me?
How about you and I go back to my place and get out of these wet clothes?
[Tap your thigh] You just think this is my leg.
Hey, that's a nice dress. Can I talk you out of it?
-I bet no one remembers me-