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post #1 of 10 (permalink) Old Jan 26th, 2005, 10:57 PM Thread Starter
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Why gays love female foursomes on TV

1) The women of The Golden Girls, Sex and the City, Designing Women, and Desperate Housewives are really just queens in disguise.

2) Four is the perfect number to stand in for all our secret selves—the man-lover (Blanche, Samantha, Suzanne, Gabrielle), the goody-goody (Rose, Charlotte, Charlene, Bree), the sensible one (Dorothy, Carrie, Julia, Lynette), and the wisecracker (Sophia, Miranda, Mary Jo, Susan).

3) Womanly quartets remind us of life in our summer-share houses.

4) The characters make perfect group-drag Halloween costumes.

5) The characters candidly compare notes on their men’s sexual prowess.

6) Four people obsessed with fashion, food, men, and talking about sex with no kids around—what’s gayer than that?

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post #2 of 10 (permalink) Old Jan 26th, 2005, 11:00 PM
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You forgot Living Single and Girlfriends!

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post #4 of 10 (permalink) Old Jan 27th, 2005, 12:42 AM
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lol i like Desperate Housewives

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post #5 of 10 (permalink) Old Jan 27th, 2005, 12:52 AM
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How about the L WORD Aaaaah..nevermind...we only get into str8 female foursomes
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Yeah, I've never seen a truer representation of fags round a cocktail table than the SATC quartet

and a book I was recently reading had this quote by Ted Casablanca: "...she's imminently doable but not real attractive. isn't that why we love Barbra, and Liza, and Cher and Madonna--because we can sort of look like them without too much work? So in a way they're all the same person."

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post #7 of 10 (permalink) Old Jan 27th, 2005, 02:20 AM
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i thought they were into threesomes like charmed too.

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post #9 of 10 (permalink) Old Jan 31st, 2005, 02:43 AM
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Too funny!!!

*Though, I must admit, I never got into SATC*

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Is a simple chemical reaction
Can't say I agree
Cause my chemicals
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And I'm drinking them down with cheap alcohol
And you'd be inclined to be mine for the taking
And part of this terrible mess that I'm making
But you...you're the catalyst

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post #10 of 10 (permalink) Old Jan 31st, 2005, 03:25 AM
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Originally Posted by canadian_bass_2
*Though, I must admit, I never got into SATC*
Yay, somebody else who doesn't dig SATC.

Honestly though, most of these shows have gay creators (namely, SATC and Desperate Housewives). Marc Cherry, the creator of DH used to write episodes of the Golden Girls...
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