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11 times in history where the "F" word was acceptable. . ...

11. "What the @#$% do you mean, we are sinking?"

-- Capt. E.J. Smith of RMS Titanic, 1912


10. "What the @#$% was that?"

-- Mayor Of Hiroshima, 1945


9. "Where did all those @#$%ing Indians come from?"

-- Custer, 1877


8. "Any @#$%ing idiot could understand that."

-- Einstein, 1938


7. "It does so @#$%ing look like her!"

-- Picasso, 1926


6. "How the @#$% did you work that out?"

-- Pythagoras, 126 BC


5. "You want WHAT on the @#$%ing ceiling?"

-- Michelangelo, 1566


4. "Where the @#$% are we?"

-- Amelia Earhart, 1937


3. "Scattered @#$%ing showers, Right!"

-- Noah, 4314 BC


2. "Aw c'mon. Who the @#$% is going to find out?"

-- Bill Clinton, 1998


And a drum roll please...........!!!!!!!!


1. "What the @%#*^ happened?"

-- John Kerry, 2004

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1. "What the @%#*^ happened?"

-- John Kerry, 2004

Did you make this one up, yourself? Why I ask is, it wasn't on the list last time I read it.
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i doubt most of those people spoke English though

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i doubt most of those people spoke English though
#12 on the list was Belgian King Albert II and Queen Paola with - Where the @%#*^ did all the kammelpherd come from?

Whilst touring Saudi Arabia.
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Pretty funny!

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i doubt most of those people spoke English though
Stop ruining the funny.
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#12 on the list was Belgian King Albert II and Queen Paola with - Where the @%#*^ did all the kammelpherd come from?

Whilst touring Saudi Arabia.
No.13: Martina Hingis, Melbourne Australia 2002 AO Final
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I think many more people than John have said that last one. Pretty funny though.

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