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post #1 of 9 (permalink) Old Dec 24th, 2004, 06:05 PM Thread Starter
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Joan and Melissa Rivers Commercial

Hey Joan! I saw your red carpet golden golbes for tv guide channel commercial last night! It looks like a hoot. About time they put you back on TV after the Emmy snafoo.

Blowing out someone else's candle does not make yours shine brighter.
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post #2 of 9 (permalink) Old Dec 27th, 2004, 01:21 PM
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Congrats, Joan, I saw the ad too and loved it. You're starting to look younger than Melissa, though, so you need someone to stand between you or she needs to start getting some work done, too.

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Congrats, Joan, I saw the ad too and loved it. You're starting to look younger than Melissa, though, so you need someone to stand between you or she needs to start getting some work done, too.
Thanks for noticing it Sal and thanks for the compliment Hel - I've noticed it myself, I have to say. Melissa has her father's skin. Her neck looks exactly like Edgar's the day before he died!

The network actually has mentioned someone else perhaps joining us to make 3 presenters. I've reluctantly agreed to at least do some auditions after New Year for possible presenters and looking at some of the applicants - Gary Coleman, Shelley Long, RuPaul, Traci Lords, Charo - it's more like a freak show!

Who do you think should join me? I want someone good. I might ask Kitty Alexander - that is if she doesn't have to wear the 24 hour security tag from Rikers anymore!

Can we talk?!

"I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw that my bath toys were a toaster and a radio."

Ricki Lake and Oprah Winfrey have gained and lost 300lbs between them over the years - that's one whole Kirstie Alley!
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I say go with Charo ... is Elvira Mistress of the Dark available?

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Joan, I'll personally pay for your next round of plastic surgery, if Angelina shows up at the Golden Globes... and you manage to kidnap her for me

I'm BACK & SINGLE. So lock up all the hotties!
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And at least the god danged Globes are going to be Star Jones FREE.... Because she could never hold a candle to Joan Rivers

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Joan, I'll personally pay for your next round of plastic surgery, if Angelina shows up at the Golden Globes... and you manage to kidnap her for me
Kidnap her? I thought you wormed your way on to her staff!?! Honey, go to the Enquirer with any dirt you have! She must have a lot - expose these sex partners she meets in hotels she keeps going on about. I have a hunch Clooney is one.

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Kidnap her? I thought you wormed your way on to her staff!?! Honey, go to the Enquirer with any dirt you have! She must have a lot - expose these sex partners she meets in hotels she keeps going on about. I have a hunch Clooney is one.
I am working for her, but apparently working for her doesn't mean free sexual perks.
Clooney, I don't know, I thought he was gay?

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