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Drop a bombshell!!!

In this thread, post something about you would be considered a "bombshell"*

I'll kick it off:

My family on my mothers side originated from the Island of Lesbos!!!

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*P.S. A "bombshell" would be something outrageous/amazing/hilarious etc

Why is it that the world never remembered the name of Johann Gambolputty de von Ausfern-
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grumblemeyer-spelterwasser-kurstlich-himbleeisen-bahnwagen-gutenabend-bitte-ein-
nürnburger-bratwustle-gerspurten-mitz-weimache-luber-hundsfut-gumberaber-shönedanker-
kalbsfleisch-mittler-aucher von Hautkopft of Ulm?
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my great-grandfather went to prison for getting my great-grandmother pregnant before marriage.
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Good stuff! Keep 'em coming!!!


Why is it that the world never remembered the name of Johann Gambolputty de von Ausfern-
schplenden-schlitter-crasscrenbon-fried-digger-dingle-dangle-dongle-dungle-burstein-von-
knacker-thrasher-apple-banger-horowitz-ticolensic-grander-knotty-spelltinkle-grandlich-
grumblemeyer-spelterwasser-kurstlich-himbleeisen-bahnwagen-gutenabend-bitte-ein-
nürnburger-bratwustle-gerspurten-mitz-weimache-luber-hundsfut-gumberaber-shönedanker-
kalbsfleisch-mittler-aucher von Hautkopft of Ulm?
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Is this thread legal... I PLEAD THE 5TH AMENDMENT!

Oh, i got one i can say i think.... I got into a fistfight with a girl once, and lost.
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I was known as the Bombshell from Brooklyn, but given my icon status, there's not much about me you don't know. But what you might find shocking is in 1954 during my divorce from Jess Barker and the custody battle over our twins, I hit a real low and made an honest to goodness suicide attempt by taking an overdose of pills and booze. I made a maudlin phone call to my mother right before I went to sleep telling her not to worry about me and that she'd be "taken care of." She called the cops and an ambulance and that's what saved me. It was all over the papers and everything and was really embarrasing and they had pictures of my unconscious being wheeled into the hospital on a stretcher.

But, the good news, I bounced back, won custody of the twins and even finally won my coveted Oscar! The Bombshell from Brooklyn was a tough broad!

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Of the 220 persons who worked on The Conqueror on location in Utah in 1955, 91 had contracted cancer as of the early 1980s and 46 died of it, including stars John Wayne, Susan Hayward, and Agnes Moorehead, and director Dick Powell.

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Of the 220 persons who worked on The Conqueror on location in Utah in 1955, 91 had contracted cancer as of the early 1980s and 46 died of it, including stars John Wayne, Susan Hayward, and Agnes Moorehead, and director Dick Powell.
That's what I call a bad career move for all involved, though you have to wonder, the ways some of those stars smoked then, I mean, 2-3 packs a day, cancer is not real uncommon.

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i know a girl who's 14 and she's going out with a 24 year old man *yuck*
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