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post #1 of 42 (permalink) Old Dec 22nd, 2004, 02:19 AM Thread Starter
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How cold is it?

How Cold Is It?


+60 Californians put on sweaters.

+50 Miami residents turn on the heat.

+45 Vermont residents go to outdoor concert.

+40 You can see your breath.
Californians shiver uncontrollably.
Minnesotans go swimming.

+35 Italian cars don't start.

+32 Water freezes.

+30 You plan your vacation in Australia.

+25 Ohio water freezes.
Californians weep pitiably.
Minnesotans eat ice cream.
Canadians go swimming.

+20 Politicians begin to talk about the homeless.
New York City water freezes.
Miami residents plan vacation further south.

+15 French cars don't start.
Cat insists on sleeping with you.

+10 You need jumper cables to get the car going.

+5 American cars don't start.

0 Alaskans put on T-shirts.

-10 German cars don't start.
Eyes freeze shut when you blink.

-15 You can cut your breath and use it to build
an igloo.
Arkansans stick tongues on metal objects.
Miami residents cease to exist.

-20 Cat insists on sleeping in pajamas with you.
Politicians actually do something about the
homeless.
Minnesotans shovel snow off roof.
Japanese cars don't start.

-25 Too cold to think.
You need jumper cables to get the driver going.

-30 You plan a two week hot bath.
Swedish cars don't start.

-40 Californians disappear.
Minnesotans button top button.
Canadians put on sweater.
Your cat helps you plan your trip south.

-50 Congressional hot air freezes.
Alaskans close the bathroom window.

-80 Hell freezes over.
Polar bears move south.
Green Bay Packer fans order hot cocoa at the game.

-90 Lawyers put their hands in their own pockets.

-100 Canadian buildings turn off air conditioning.

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post #2 of 42 (permalink) Old Dec 22nd, 2004, 02:20 AM
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It was -30 here over the weekend with the windchill factor...
and yes, I live in Canada

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post #3 of 42 (permalink) Old Dec 22nd, 2004, 02:25 AM
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its frickin cold here. I live near chicago




















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Monday was horrible horrible horrible.
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You are all missing the point of the thread...

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You are all missing the point of the thread...
what about the canadians being cold? yea, I got that.




















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the +25: canadians go swimming

damn, that's good

it's a balmy day in texas. 60s...close to 70s, probably. ah, i love the south.
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You are all missing the point of the thread...
No we got it, especially "-15 Miami residents cease to exist." We just love an opportunity to whine about our misery.
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the +25: canadians go swimming

damn, that's good

it's a balmy day in texas. 60s...close to 70s, probably. ah, i love the south.


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You know whats funny, it was -40 yesterday with the wind chill, tomorrow they said it was gonna be only -2, so me and my friend were joking around that we were gonna break out the shorts and t-shirts. I guess there is some truth to the list afterall
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You know whats funny, it was -40 yesterday with the wind chill, tomorrow they said it was gonna be only -2, so me and my friend were joking around that we were gonna break out the shorts and t-shirts. I guess there is some truth to the list afterall
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That sucks
Enh thats nothing, i got to -50 last year. I finally put away the fall jacket today and had to put the winter one on.
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Enh thats nothing, i got to -50 last year. I finally put away the fall jacket today and had to put the winter one on.
That why I dont understand why people go to canada for christmas. Maybe they like the snow and the coldness.




















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That why I dont understand why people go to canada for christmas. Maybe they like the snow and the coldness.
Well the west coast is still nice, never gets cold there. But believe it or not some people like the old fashion white christmas. And well you get that here.
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