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National Enquirer Recap for this week

It was an ok issue this week

Streisand was on the cover. She's secretly battling colon cancer and had part of it removed.

Nicole Kidman is having a baby and a secret wedding

Move over Kathy Lee... the Olsen twins are now the newest employees of sweatshop labor.

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Rock Hudson's ex wife is having a lesbian affair with a 34 year old married woman

Blowing out someone else's candle does not make yours shine brighter.

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Rock Hudson's ex wife is having a lesbian affair with a 34 year old married woman
LOL.

I guess they were one of the original marriages of convenience.
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I wonder if Helen know her. I'm sure she does.

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It's really gross. She's like 80 and ... ewww... I shudder at the thought. What's the 34 year old woman thinking? Does the old lady have money?

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I wonder if Helen know her. I'm sure she does.
That old bag, Phyllis Gates? She's dumber than dirt. First we had Carol Channing who was married to a man for 60 years and had sex with him twice. She didn't think anything was wrong with that. Then, we have Phyllis, who still claims to this day that she didn't know Rock was gay until he croaked of AIDS 30 years after their divorce. I mean, Rock did it to Mamie Van Doren and Mamie knew he was gay, it was common knowledge in Hollywood!

I never met the broad. Jess hated gay men so we never socialized with Rock or his sub-100 I.Q. beard.

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It's really gross. She's like 80 and ... ewww... I shudder at the thought. What's the 34 year old woman thinking? Does the old lady have money?
Hey, Sal, what's wrong with being over 80? Though apart from a brief fling with Ken Lay about 10 years ago, I have remained chaste after Floyd's 1966 death.

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Yep it was Phyllis. She's accused of seducing and stealing away Mike Wagner's wife, Lynda

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Hey, Sal, what's wrong with being over 80? Though apart from a brief fling with Ken Lay about 10 years ago, I have remained chaste after Floyd's 1966 death.

Oh I wasn't saying anything was wrong with being 80 other than the thought of having lesbian sex with someone young enough to be your granddaughter and vice versa.

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She got little money from Rock, and it's been 50 years, I'm sure whatever scraps it was, it's gone. Maybe she performs oral sex on a woman really well so the 34-year old doesn't care she's 80, who knows.

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No new news on Angelina breaking up Brad and Jen?

I'm BACK & SINGLE. So lock up all the hotties!
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No new news on Angelina breaking up Brad and Jen?
They're blaming the Brad/Jen supposed split on his demand they have a baby NOW and her desire to wait so she can work on her career.

She needs to buy a clue that Friends is over and she's never going to be a movie star and just have his kids.

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No new news on Angelina breaking up Brad and Jen?
Hon, I'll be the first one to scan picture for you if she's ever in it

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Thanks Sally

Hel, I agree with you 100%. Friends is over, and every other thing she's done since then has been a flop. Except for her tagging onto Jim Carey's coattails. Why doesn't she just have a baby, hell, if she doesn't Angelina will use her lil tot to drag Brad away.

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Does the old lady have money?
I doubt it. Hudson's boyfriend got most of it in that court action after he died.

It must be love .

Or maybe geriatric lust .
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She needs to buy a clue that Friends is over and she's never going to be a movie star and just have his kids.
Very true.

Even a ring on your finger these days isn't enough to get a good settlement, she'll need some extra leverage when the divorce proceedings start.
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