Join Date: Jun 2004
Location: Live:From the Red Carpet!
Cher. After years of making jokes about that woman I gotta pay my respect to a fellow ugly duckling who defied the odds to make a career that's survived literally decades. Also I share a record with Cher. We've had the most plastic surgeries in Hollywood. We're tied on 72 surgeries but she'll overtake me this week - she's booked in for a Christmas Eve tighten up. Chastity gives great gifts doesn't she? What a doll! What does Melissa freaking get me? Free jewelry from my own fucking range!
Someone's got to tell Cher to get off the Farewell Tour though. It's been going for 6 freaking years!
Madonna is one of the worst actresses in history. We're talking worse than Sofia Coppola here.
Of course when Madonna got married there was a day of mourning in the US Navy - they'd have nothing to do during Fleet Week anymore!
Can we talk?!
"I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw that my bath toys were a toaster and a radio."
Ricki Lake and Oprah Winfrey have gained and lost 300lbs between them over the years - that's one whole Kirstie Alley!