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post #1 of 18 (permalink) Old Dec 15th, 2004, 06:32 PM Thread Starter
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Run, Hel, Run! Look who's coming after you!

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Darling run!!!!!!
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Run, Hel, Run! Look who's coming after you!

Is he/she an administrator, like you?
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Well, I'd like to say this is all new to me, but sadly, it isn't. I've seen the stalkers come, and I've seen them go. Usually I let them in my house and then put them to work, scrubbing basement floors, vacuuming, digging up tree stumps on Floyd's old ranch. That usually doesn't last long, and they leave.

But you get the occasional kook and you just have to chalk it up to the price of fame. Ho-Hum!

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Watch Out, Hel!

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OMG Hel, it's Sybil! She was stalking Melissa for a while. According to Lissy, 5 of the personalities are OK but the other 4 are potentially dangerous. Get an order on her Hel - NOW!

Can we talk?!

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OMG Hel, it's Sybil! She was stalking Melissa for a while. According to Lissy, 5 of the personalities are OK but the other 4 are potentially dangerous. Get an order on her Hel - NOW!
I'm tough. I'm a barracuda!

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A restraining order isn't going to stop her. I think you need to issue a hit on her and take her out before she gets you

Blowing out someone else's candle does not make yours shine brighter.
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I'm tough. I'm a barracuda!
Conformist! Go lick their ass.
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Oh look, now 'Alfafuckster has joined in'!
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"Sybil" was the pseudonym of Shirley Ardell Mason, who was born January 25, 1923, in Dodge Center, Minnesota. Her parents were Walter Mason and Martha Alice Hageman Mason. According to the book Sybil, as a child Mason suffered from extreme abuse at the hands of her mother. Childhood friends commented in a recent documentary that Mason's home life and relationship with her mother seemed strange and unusual.

In the early 1950s, Mason moved to New York City to pursue graduate studies at Columbia University. Plagued by blackouts and breakdowns for many years, she began seeing a psychiatrist, Dr. Cornelia Wilbur, who eventually diagnosed Mason with Multiple Personality Disorder. Wilbur discovered 16 different personalities within Mason and believed they were a result of severe child abuse. During 11 years of therapy, Wilbur and Mason worked to integrate these personalities into one complete self, and afterwards Mason found she was content and well adjusted.
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OMG Hel, it's Sybil! She was stalking Melissa for a while. According to Lissy, 5 of the personalities are OK but the other 4 are potentially dangerous. Get an order on her Hel - NOW!
Do any of the personalities meet your red carpet standards?

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And deucediva! That other fake fuck.
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Bitter, bitter, bitter.

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post #15 of 18 (permalink) Old Dec 15th, 2004, 06:49 PM
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Bitter, bitter, bitter.

She needs a green one, a WHOLE vial of green ones!

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