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Happy Birthday Neely!

Ok so it's a day late but Sally was busy yesterday.


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I look forward to her taking a bite of cake, and it causing death via - her choking on her own vomit.
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who the hell are you?

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Neely already had a near death experience. Choking on a piece of cake isn't going to bother her one bit.

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who the hell are you?
He's some crazed fan/stalker who has turned on me now that I won't go out with him.

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who the hell are you?
Neely's agent.
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Neely's agent.
I think you know well enough by now that Neely doesn't have, nor does she need, an agent. She licked pills, booze, and the funnyfarm, remember, she doesn't need anybody or anything.

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Neely's agent.
Neely doesn't need an agent when she has that Hobbit slave /son of hers to do all the work.

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Congrats and many more years

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Neely doesn't need an agent when she has that Hobbit slave /son of hers to do all the work.
Sal, Neely's not like my own mother. She doesn't blood suck off her kids like ole ma did. Boy, I thought I had it made with my first Columbia contract and I could just send some grocery money back to Brooklyn and pay the rent on that slummy apartment. WRONG! For every mink and Caddy I bought myself, ma and Florence demanded the same, AND they lived in Beverly Hills. Yes, it's sad, but the National Bank of Helen Lawson opened around 1940.

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Congrats and many more years
she ain't go too many of them left! But all the best anyway

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He's some crazed fan/stalker who has turned on me now that I won't go out with him.

You have to develop a think skin when you're a superstar/icon like me.
Spoken like a true conformist. Why don't you get 'YOUKNOWWHO' out of the closet!
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Sal, Neely's not like my own mother. She doesn't blood suck off her kids like ole ma did. Boy, I thought I had it made with my first Columbia contract and I could just send some grocery money back to Brooklyn and pay the rent on that slummy apartment. WRONG! For every mink and Caddy I bought myself, ma and Florence demanded the same, AND they lived in Beverly Hills. Yes, it's sad, but the National Bank of Helen Lawson opened around 1940.

But Neely's not like that.
oh. Neely, I'm apologize to you and Samwise for assuming you were leeching off of him in your late middle age.

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Congrats and many more years
If a broad like me can make it to 86, then Neely's got lots of time left!

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Ok so it's a day late but Sally was busy yesterday.

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