Well when i first met my wife, i was staying at my parents, sleeping in the basement.
Well anyway, I think i had gassssss a lot at that time.
well, i know i did, dont know why really, but those days are BEHIND me.
So, when id bring her back to my crib, id tell her to go downstairs, Id join her in a sec.
and then id go the the bathroom to let it rip.
anyway, she told me after we got married, she heard all the farts - there was a vent that led right to the bathroom in the basement and you could here all the goodies.
Thats My Story!