Satan vs Hillary: 2008
Let's say one day, Satan shows up. Nattily attire, smooth-talking, friendly and repentant.
"God and I had a long talk, and I realize I've been out of line about a lot of things. That whole thing about leading a rebellion against heaven? The media overplayed that. It was more of a ... dissent. But more to the point, I admit it was wrong. God IS the rules. He can't very well be wrong about them. I may be the Angel of Light, but what blinded me was my own press clippings."
"Anyway, God and I have agreed that I have a LOT to make up for. So, I have willingly given my otherworldly powers for the nonce, to do good here on earth, as mortal as any human. This is the price I pay for my past sins. Of course, I need a certain amount of power and influence to do the greatest good in the shortest time. That's why, today, I'm announcing that I'm seeking the Republication nomination for the office of President of the United states."
Now, let's posit
two three other things.
1) God makes no statement corroborating Satan's claims.
2) Satan winds up the Republican nomination for President of the USA in 2008.
3) The Democratic nominee is Hillary.
Proud to be an American
Not blind. Not uninformed. We are party to atrocities. But the response of the world after 9/11 is worth noting. Even our most dire enemies offered aid. We should all be so lucky.
Last edited by Volcana; Nov 17th, 2004 at 01:23 AM.