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post #1 of 20 (permalink) Old Nov 13th, 2004, 09:36 PM Thread Starter
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Have you ever been posting when you thought to yourself...

I'm logging off...and going to have a wank......
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post #2 of 20 (permalink) Old Nov 13th, 2004, 09:41 PM
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you don't have to log off to have a wank, do you?
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lol Alex, you're so goddamn demanding


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you don't have to log off to have a wank, do you?
Well I do when I use this computer...it has a parental lock...so I go to the bathroom....
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you don't have to log off to have a wank, do you?
Was your post just another piece of..........master baiting
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Was your post just another piece of..........master baiting
not at all. i just thought i'd missed out on some sort of wanking etiquette, and one should log off beforehand
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Al Bundy`s wife Peggy was Peggy Wanker before, from Wanker County...

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not at all. i just thought i'd missed out on some sort of wanking etiquette, and one should log off beforehand
Well I can becum distracted when I'm logged into the board.......

So I log off....and get my Kat Slater pics...then head to the bathroom for a hamshank
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Al Bundy`s wife Peggy was Peggy Wanker before, from Wanker County...
Wanker...means like idiot or something in the US....I think
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thinks about posting .................... then logs off and has a wank!

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not at all. i just thought i'd missed out on some sort of wanking etiquette, and one should log off beforehand
especially those with lovely Ikea office furniture

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I'm logging off...and going to have a wank......
Heavens no! The posters here are enough to put me off sex for weeks on end.
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