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Bill Maher dated a drag queen?

Get a load of the attached picture. Maybe it's just unflattering, but I've seen guys do impersonations of me who looked more like women than this broad.

A guy who gets a little rough, that's sort of a turn-on for me. Am I alone?

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My my my darling...I dont believe it...its like a bad RuPaul.
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Hey, Kitty, what's happening?

That picture, I know, Wesley Snipes looked better than that in "To Wong Fu, Thanks for Everything, Julie Newmar."

Speaking of poor, dear, Julie Newmar, Joan has like this blood feud with Jim Belushi, don't ask, but anyway, Joan's taking up donations for Cat Woman to fight Jim because we want Catwoman to win the lawsuit, so throw some of your recent "Hello Kitty" dough to Joan to pass on to Julie!

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Hello Helen darling...Im fine thank you...heard that the Greatest hits, is selling well, i bought my copy from Tower on Monday. Loving the secret bonus remix of Ill Plant My Own Tree featuring Lil Kim!!!

Hel, darling, i already sent the cheque yesturday as soon as I heard. Man since the 'hello Kitty' tour hit Japan ive been having cheques everyday. They love me there darlings, plus me being called Kitty and everything, means I did some short term endoresment work for the 'Hello Kitty' cats they have in Japan. I hope I can get a lucrative cigarette deal darling, just like you.
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The album is making me really rich Kitty, I mean, richer I guess.

Maybe we could do a dual ad in Japan, like both of us smoking and sharing Hollywood memories.

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OMG Imagine the $$$$ or yen I should say darling!!!
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including "insulting, humiliating and degrading racial comments."

sounds like kinky, dirty bedroom talk she's using against him to me

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Totally. I mean, if he was really racist, why would he shack up with her?

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I can totally picture it...

imagine, bill with the tramp..

"oh Bill! "

"You're a whore you slut! say it!"

"I'm a nice girl bill! "

"tell me that you want it like the slut that you are"

... etc... pepper it with whatever racial slurs you like and you have the basics of what went down (so to speak ... aren't I a riot? ) in their bedroom

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Sally, were you there in the room? It sounds that genuine.

I kind of like a guy who demeans me a little and maybe is a little rough. Do you think Bill Maher is into like really old women?

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Bill looks like he's into anything freaky so you may have a shot. Not that you're freaky mind you. You know what I mean.

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I do, but now I'm thinking he only gets off if the woman isn't into, and me being into that kind of routine, he wouldn't like it, and it would be hard to fake. I mean, I am an Oscar winning actress and all, I can pull off anything, but I want to be me in bed and not worry about a performance.

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I do, but now I'm thinking he only gets off if the woman isn't into, and me being into that kind of routine, he wouldn't like it, and it would be hard to fake. I mean, I am an Oscar winning actress and all, I can pull off anything, but I want to be me in bed and not worry about a performance.
Do yourself a favor and skip Bill, Hel. He's only 4 feet tall, and his nose is even bigger than that in person. And you know what they say about short guys with big noses, don't you? They also have big feet.

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Oooh, now I'm really turned on. Maybe I could fake it for him after all just to see how big it is.

Hon, I'm 86 and while I'm well-heeled thanks to a fabulous Hollywood career, I didn't marry Mike Todd or go into the perfume business, and as a matter of principal, I'm not paying a "bodyguard" $238,000 a year like some other washed-up Oscar winners out there I won't mention, so I have to kind of keep my options open as far as roping guys into my love-life.

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I wonder what the kid looks like. Let's face it, neither parent is a looker.

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