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Martha Stewart. . . .Gangsta in Training!

Martha Stewart Battles It Out In Prison
After only three weeks in prison, the guards had to be called to break up a vicious fight between Martha Stewart and her bunkmate. Both inmates were sent to the lieutenant's office to be reprimanded. This is reportedly the third time Martha has been disciplined in three weeks. The information comes from a former prisoner recently released from Alderson Federal Prison. According to the source, Martha's biggest problem is her arrogance. The third day after she arrived, she walked into the TV room where several prisoners were watching a football game. Without asking, she immediately changed the station. One inmate was so angry, she jumped up in Martha's face and screamed, "[Expletive], I ought to kill you!"

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She'll probably whip up a caramel torte as a peace offering.
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But it's hilarious!

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post #7 of 19 (permalink) Old Nov 8th, 2004, 05:32 PM
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Fight Martha (HOMEMAKER) you can do this.
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Fight Martha (HOMEMAKER) you can do this.
Martha is good with her hands, so I know she can slice a bitch.

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Well, I know Martha pretty well and those women better be careful in prison. Martha's not sugar and spice and everything nice when she wants something or is pissed of. And basically, she's a lot of both these days, so steer clear!

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I agree. Those women don't know what they're messing with. Martha has tons of money. She can have you and your whole family killed and ruin your credit forever in the blink of an eye.

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This is funny

That teaches her for behaving egotistically

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how much time is she serving in jail?

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they have TV in prison? what next, computers?

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they have TV in prison? what next, computers?
I actually think they have those too.

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They certainly do... where do you think we get half our posters?
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