Being paralysed (although, I mean u look at Stephen Hawking who has Motor Neurone disease and well, that man is just a credit to humanity, except I don't have the brain he has, mainly due to excessive booze consumption).
Nuclear War, basically because it is totally unnecessary. I don't want to die or be involved in a completely unnecessary living hell, and if you're scared of Nuclear War, for God's sake don't watch the BBC screenplay "Threads", which was banned in the 80's. Very, very scary stuff.
UK Beer ban
Derby County and Belper Town getting relegated this season