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post #1 of 19 (permalink) Old Mar 18th, 2002, 07:36 PM Thread Starter
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Remember Mark Morrison...?

God, he was crap. Anyway, found a rather amusing little story on Popbitch about the twat:

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was told this by someone who works at his then record company..

MM decided to pop round the office with his mates one evening to pick up a few bits and pieces. upon sauntering out of the lift, he saw that the place was deserted, and spied a large poster of himself on the wall, which he greeted with 'yo nigga, what's up?'

after helping himself to some records, he walked off, and as he got back in the lift, he bid farewell to his own image with a 'see you later, blood', unaware of people pissing themselves laughing, hiding in an office.
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Oh dear god, what a dick. What a thing to be thankful for, that his career seems to have gone down the drain.
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that was the guy of "return of the mack" right?

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Ughhhh!!!!! He thought he was so bloody hard so he decides to pick on Dane Bowers ugh! Pathetic! Well I hope it isn't the return of the mac....

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return of the mack! lol, ik not really into him. he's been trippin recentley. and has been slagging everyone off!

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EEEEEEEEEEKK!!!!!! I think his the most nasty and worst singer I've ever heard!!!!!!!

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not including yourself right!lol!

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ppff... you're right, I did forget some one.... if you arrange this name correctly, you'll see who it it! KAISH

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you are right there, everyone knows that SHIKA is a bad singer!

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girl, don't drag your cat into this okay?? *aww.. poor kitty* scratch Kisha!

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but Marri, you are the only pet i own!

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Morrison is a tosser !

he trys to make out he's some sort of gangster but he aint, plus he knocked my garage for some work that we did

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And he's from Leicester. C**t.

Funniest Mark Morrison incident was when he got his mate to do community service for him cos he looked like him, obviously got caught. What an arse.
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lol yes Joey !

also that time Morrison the gangster broke down in court and cried like a baby as he was given a custodial sentence

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..He had a very nice pad over looking the "Chelsea Harbour" if I remember correctly.

He is, indeed, a twat.

Great skin though!

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LOL @ 'great skin' - I'm sure it was just the make-up though .

'Return of the Mack' was, of course, unforgivable .
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