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post #1 of 38 (permalink) Old Nov 3rd, 2004, 09:43 PM Thread Starter
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I'd like to announce my candidacy for President of the United States in 2016

I mentioned it in a thread yesterday and its time I made it official. I want to be elected president in 2016. At that time I will be 38 years and if you think I am great now, just imagine just how much greater I will be with twelve more years of life experience under my belt.

It is never too early to start planning ahead so here are a few things about my political stances:

I'm a middle of the road Democrat and I can't stand the following groups:
1) Anyone who leans too far right
2) Anyone who leans too far left
3) Celebrities and musicians who think that I give a shit about their thoughts and ideas.
4) Michael Moore

I'm pro-choice (I don't like it being abused though, take some time to think of birth control, people)

I was for removing Saddam from power but not in the manner that it was executed. For that matter, I'm for scaling back our constant overseeing of the world. We are not the be all and end all. Yes, when certain things happen we as a country need to help those in need, but we need to stop butting into things that aren't our business.

I believe in God but don't believe in using that belief to make decisions that cause ramifications for the rest of the country

I'm for limited stem-cell research

I think that gay marriages and equal rights is a positive thing

There that should take care of a lot of the hot button issues but if you have any questions, fire away.

I'm Steam and I want to be your president. Not the next one but the one that is next to the one that is next to that.
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3) Celebrities and musicians who think that I give a shit about their thoughts and ideas.


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How about Steam-cell research?

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How about Steam-cell research?
The cloning of Steam? I like it!
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don't you have to hold some sort of political office before you can run for president? plans, steamer?

will you eradicate the law that says baseball can't be tried for antitrust? it's very annoying that that's the only thing i remember from my undergrad business law class.

you forgot the obligatory "i will lower taxes" line. or will this be the first no-B.S. political campaign?
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The cloning of Steam? I like it!
If you are cloned, how would we know for which one to vote? You though can have only one, just to complete your ticket..

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don't you have to hold some sort of political office before you can run for president? plans, steamer?

will you eradicate the law that says baseball can't be tried for antitrust? it's very annoying that that's the only thing i remember from my undergrad business law class.

you forgot the obligatory "i will lower taxes" line. or will this be the first no-B.S. political campaign?
Nope, I'm going straight for the presidency. Fuck that working my way up bullshit. I ain't got the time for that.

Nope, I won't touch that law. Baseball should be exempt for that bullshit. I will just make sure that the owners and players always have a deal and will force my will on them.

I am not going to lie about taxes to get ahead. I have no idea if I will lower taxes or not. Obviously, I would like to minimize the taxation of the public but sometimes you need to increase governmental revenue to meet your budget. Those are just the facts.
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If you are cloned, how would we know for which one to vote? You though can have only one, just to complete your ticket..
I would make my clones wear special identifiers to label them as clones.
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Hey, if you win, can I be your Secretary of State? I finally want to put my political science degree to good use.

Or even better, can I be your First Lady?
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Steam, althou you and I disagree on a lot of things... I'd gladly support you in 2016... So long as I'm still an American. And I'm trying my damnedest to get out of being one at the moment.

Just make it OK for Joey and I to get married, and adopt a child... pretty please.

I'm BACK & SINGLE. So lock up all the hotties!
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who will be your running mate?

wait...you should just get rid of the vice president, altogether. they are useless.

you need to send some government funding WTAworld's way...that's like, a couple thousand votes straightaway.
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Ok I'll vote for ya

I also hate when famous people voice about who they want to vote for (and take it upon themselves to pressure others to vote their way)

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Fuck even I would elect Steam over Bush:

I was making a point at another site about how the 2004 election went and how the West Coast and upper Eastern Coast voted for Kerry and how the Heart Land of the USA voted for Bush. Truth is the USA is very divided. I actual made many responses basically saying that educated people that speak correct English voted for Kerry and that those with speach problems voted for Bush. This is my last response and I have brought it here so you may comment and we can get this all out in the open. I am sure many European people have a thought and response. If you did not like the last two years get ready for 4 more years just like it. I am from California a State that voted for Kerry all the way. This is your chance to let it all out so go for it!


Kerry is the better man and we all can see that. Kerry is a real war vet, Kerry has a much better education, Kerry has better ideas, Kerry won all the debates and to be honest Bush is screwing up the USA.

I have been across the USA many times and I have lived in many States, I know exactly what I am talking about. The South is the South and it is still full of slow talking ignorant white people that know nothing about Europe and they also hate blacks very much down there, racism is very strong in the South and it in no wonder they want to kill more Arabs in the South.

First word G.W. Bush said when he had won and gave a speach, he said Yall, that is both poor grammer and incorrect words that mean nothing, he should have said "thank you everyone for coming to day", instead he said, "thankYall for comin", he does not speak english, he is stupid and is the worst person we could have in office. But to be honest the poor english he used is how the mid west and south speaks.

My point exactly is that in general most of the educational power and ability is associated with States that voted for Kerry.

The best thing about all this is that now Bush can continue killing Arabs and when it is all done it will all be his fault. In fact it can only get worse at this point and it will. By the way for all the Arabs you better learn how to be democratic the Republican way and Baptist Christian very fast or Mr. Bush will kill you. That goes for all the people in the world.

One final note, the Germans elected Hitler because they thought he was a great man, how did Hitler turn out. Hitler wanted to correct the world as well, Hitler wanted everyone to be German and Christian. You tell me the difference here? Does Bush wish for all the world to be democratic, Christian, non-gay, Southern, Cowboy? You tell me how this well end?

Kerry is a better man and I hope Kerry runs again because after Bush has further fucked it all up I hope I can vote for Kerry again because I can not support Monkey Boy.

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Finally a sexy president. I would vote for you for the eye-candy issue.
Thank you. I wonder if I will actually look above twenty in 2016. I might have to get by with the cute factor though. Maybe that will help the sheep housewives vote me instead of Republican.
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Hey, if you win, can I be your Secretary of State? I finally want to put my political science degree to good use.

Or even better, can I be your First Lady?
You would definitely have a position in my cabinet.

Is that an offer?

I don't know what I would do about a first lady yet. Maybe I'll go at it as a bachelor. Most of these first ladies are shams anyway. Seriously, did anyone see any sort of connection between the Kerrys?
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