Every single think about him is irritating, his smarmy half-wit grin, his endless babbling, his 'folksy' use of words, his grotesque peering eyes, his brain-free skull, his sheer utter bloody pathetic crappy useless crappy awful awful AWFULNESS!!! He is a stupid stupid little man.
The mere sight of him makes me wanna throw up in his stinking little face!
Am I bitter and angry about the result?
Yes I bloody am!
Manchester City 2011 FA Cup winners! 2012 Premier League Champions! 2014 League Cup winners and Premier League Champions! At last!!!!!