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I am Homer Simpson

You know that episode of the Simpsons where they start a TV show with a detective named Homer Simpson? PoliceCops or something with "that's the end of that chapter" and so on?

Well it's happened to me...anyone in the area watch that new show Metropia on Omnitv (used to be CFMT)? Not only do they have somebody with my name (a rarity because of its unusualness)...the character has a bunch of things in common with me too

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Do you even get that channel monsieur québecois?

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well, how many gay male Indian characters do you see on tv anyway?

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Huh?

do we know each other?

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That needs to be remedied STAT

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Is this the record for number of posts without anything of substance being said?

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Hey, don't tempt me to add up all your aliases

That's gotta be in the 6 digits by now

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I only have 3 for the record. SantaureauFan, this one and...

I've changed my name often but it's always the same accounts.

oh right...maybe I should change my name too...

I hope SantaureauFan'sFan isn't taken

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now you're just teasing

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pretty sensationalistic...but hey you need role models

no it's pretty good, every character is a token member of some ethinicity, there's only one WASP on the entire show...the rest are black and lesbian or Indian and gay or Indian and bi-curious/closeted, Asian and slutty, Asian and suffering childhood trauma, Asian and lesbian, black and weird, Greek, Italian, French Canadian, etc. etc. etc. It's like a UN meeting

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Is there a sluttly Ethiopian lesbian I can identify with?

yeah, her name is JP...rumour has it, she's hiding a big secret...like she's really a gay man in disguise or something

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BTW I have a new MSN name. You just need to add 1 to the number in the middle. So that way we can trade pics, I want more of you having a mohawk *drool*.
hold on a sec...*goes on msn*

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a certain lesbo ethiopian slut doesn't have an msn passport

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I do!

Wait what is an MSN passport. Is it the same thing as a normal MSN name.

yeah...just pm me your address...I swear I won't share it with your hordes of adoring fans

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Biatch made me change my reputation to look

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