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Yo Momma.....

Yo mama so dumb when I said "that car is the bomb" she called the Police

Yo mama lips are so rough she has to gloss with beez wax

Yo mama's so fat, she uses a swing set for a walker

yo mama"s so stupid she fell off the ground.

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Ur so fat that when u turn around its your birthday.

I thought that was so funny when i was small


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Yo moma so dumb...she stole a car and kept up the payment
she is so dumb...she went to airport to pledge Delta
She is so ugly, she went to visit an haunted house and left with an application
She is so fat, she got hit by a bus and ask who threw that rock
She is so dumb...she returned a bagel because it had a hole in it
She is so fat, her beeper is a VCR and she has a real horse on her Jordace
She is so fat, she stand on the street corner and the cops are like..."y'all break it up"

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She is so fat, she stand on the street corner and the cops are like..."y'all break it up"
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Yo momma so fat, she jumped UP and got stuck!

Yo momma so UGLY. When she was born, they tried to put her back.

Yo momma so FAT yo daddy rolls her in flour to find the wet spot. (oldschool).

Yo momma so OLD, God took a rib from her to make the Earth.
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yo momma so dumb, she got hit by a parked car.

yo momma so fat she wears a watch on both wrists because of the different time-zones.

yo momma so fat, she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out.

yo momma so ugly, when she was born the doctor slapped her momma.

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Yo mama's so fat, she uses a swing set for a walker

yo mama"s so stupid she fell off the ground.



Yo momma so fat, she thought the blimp was a tic-tac.
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Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes.

Yo mama so stupid she got stabbed in a shoot out.

Yo mama so stupid she stole free bread.

Yo mama so stupid she jumped out the window and went up.

Yo mama head so small she use a tea-bag as a pillow.

Yo mama head so small that she got her ear pierced and died.
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Yo mama so hairy she look like she got Buckwheat in a headlock.

Yo mama so hairy I saw Bigfoot taking her picture!

Yo mama so old she has a picture of Moses daddy in her yearbook.

Yo mama so short you can see her feet on her drivers licence!
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Yo mamas so fat that when she went out in high heels, she came home with sandals on
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post #13 of 29 (permalink) Old Oct 15th, 2004, 11:28 PM
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Yo momma so fat she stepped on a quarter and got change.
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post #14 of 29 (permalink) Old Oct 15th, 2004, 11:58 PM
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This is for the 'older' people, they may remember these commercials..

Your Momma is so fat when she wears red, little kids run after her yelling KOOL AID, KOOL AID!


Come back EVENTUALLY Cappy!! Ok this clearly was written back in a day when I still had faith..


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post #15 of 29 (permalink) Old Oct 16th, 2004, 12:37 AM
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Heres an old school one:

ur momma's so fat that when she sat on a quarter boogers came out of george washington's nose!


hahaha I used to love this jokes!! i hope theyre comin back!

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