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post #1 of 4 (permalink) Old Oct 7th, 2004, 09:21 PM Thread Starter
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Just a chuckle...

There was a preacher whose wife was expecting a baby. The preacher went
to the congregation and asked for a raise. After much consideration and
discussion, they passed a rule that whenever the preacher's family
expanded, so would his paycheck.

After six children, this started to get expensive and the

congregation decided to hold another meeting to discuss the preacher's
salary. There was much yelling and bickering about how much the
clergyman's additional children were costing the church.

Finally, the preacher got up and spoke to the crowd. "Having children is
an act of God!" Silence fell upon the congregation.

No one dared challenge the thought.

In the back of the room a little old lady stood up and in her frail
voice said: "Snow and rain are also acts of God, but when we get too
much, we wear rubbers!"

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post #2 of 4 (permalink) Old Oct 7th, 2004, 09:27 PM
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LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"racism is dead, it died when MLK walked on a bridge and freed the slaves. Now we have a socialist Kenyan president who is not an American and if anyone mentions race they are a reverse racist (while racism is dead, reverse racism is alive and well.) #whattheyteachyouatfox"
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post #4 of 4 (permalink) Old Oct 7th, 2004, 11:12 PM
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nice 1!!!

i'll throw the pages on the floor
i'm starting over like before...
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