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post #1 of 23 (permalink) Old Oct 6th, 2004, 06:09 PM Thread Starter
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Man Mistakenly Cuts Off Penis, Dog Eats It

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BUCHAREST (Reuters) - A elderly Romanian man mistook his penis for a chicken's neck, cut it off and his dog rushed up and ate it, the state Rompres news agency said Monday.



It said 67 year-old Constantin Mocanu, from a village near the southeastern town of Galati, rushed out into his yard in his underwear to kill a noisy chicken keeping him awake at night.


"I confused it with the chicken's neck," Mocanu, who was admitted to the emergency hospital in Galati, was quoted as saying. "I cut it ... and the dog rushed and ate it."


Doctors said the man, who was brought in by an ambulance bleeding heavily, was now out of danger.



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I read it in the papers.
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Gives a new meaning to choking the chicken doesn't it

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Gives a new meaning to choking the chicken doesn't it
LMAO Very good.
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Man Mistakenly Cuts Off Penis, Dog Eats It

By dog, do you mean another man?

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lucky he's got no use for it anymore. ....hehe
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post #7 of 23 (permalink) Old Oct 6th, 2004, 10:19 PM
 
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I didn't realise 67 qualified as elderly .
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And NO I am not 67 .
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As for the actual story .

I'm assuming the guy was aiming to kill a cock rather than a hen.
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post #11 of 23 (permalink) Old Oct 6th, 2004, 10:25 PM
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As for the actual story .

I'm assuming the guy was aiming to kill a cock rather than a hen.
You stole my cock joke! Couldnt believe no one else brought up cock before now!

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I loved the way the dog "rushed to eat it." Perhaps if he had been feeding the dog he wouldn't have gobbled up his penis so quickly.
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I'm sorry but nobody on earth could mistake their cock for a chicken's neck. Especially since he was supposed to be wearing underwear.

Clearly he was getting his dog to give him oral and it all backfired.

Surely he could have come up with a better excuse than that though??
That just sounds so disgusting...

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lol!!!!

that would hurt so much except if ur old is just like a little thing that is worthless
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I'm sorry but nobody on earth could mistake their cock for a chicken's neck. Especially since he was supposed to be wearing underwear.

Clearly he was getting his dog to give him oral and it all backfired.

Surely he could have come up with a better excuse than that though??
ur probably right
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