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post #1 of 23 (permalink) Old Sep 30th, 2004, 05:20 PM Thread Starter
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Unfunny, unintentionally funny, nonsensical or offensive movie quotes - post them here.

I will start with a dialogue from the great disaster movie "The Concorde - Airport '79", starring George Kennedy (captain) and Sylvia Kristel (stewardess).
You can listen to it here: http://www.agonybooth.com/airport_79...%20Cockpit.mp3

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Don't have a quote but Jennifer Lopez's pussy speech in Gigli was pretty... cringeworthy.
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the gigi one was something like:

im a turkey, gobble gobble gobble,

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"I'm Neely O'Hara, bub, that's me there singing on that jukebox!"
"Who are you calling 'baby'?"
"Boobies, boobies, boobies. Nothing but boobies! I never had 'em, did just fine without 'em!"
"It's a marriage bed, Lyon. Were you thinking of marriage?"
"I know it's a rotten business, but I love it!"
"You're not the breadwinner, either!"
"Ted Casablanca is NOT a FAG! And I'm the dame who can prove it."
"You know how bitchy fags can be."
"Don't worry about it sweety, if the show flops, I can always get you a job as understudy, for my GRANDMOTHER!"
"To hell with 'em, let 'em droop!"

Whitney Houston and her receipts:

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the gigi one was something like:

im a turkey, gobble gobble gobble,
That was cringeworthy too but I was thinking about when she was doing... I dunno... yoga or something and she was giving the speech on why she thinks females are better than males

I liked that movie though, it was so crap... that it was endearing.
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"I'm so happy to have seen all of this with you."

-- Ridiculously Tall Blonde Girl in Dirty Dancing: Havana Nights
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I think we just should post a link to the ShowGirls thread we had, so you guys can read all the qoutes from there

"She misses us like the lump I pulled of my twat yesturday" NICE

WTA TOUR
ELENA DEMENTIEVA
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THE GIRLS ON TOUR!

ASAGOE~BOVINA~JANKOVIC~MOLIK
MYSKINA~SCHNYDER~ZVONAREVA

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X-Men

Halle Berry as Storm

"Do you know what happens to a toad when it's hit by lightning? Same thing as everything else."
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X-Men

Halle Berry as Storm

"Do you know what happens to a toad when it's hit by lightning? Same thing as everything else."
I loved that line
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I loved that line
I'm sorry.
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X-Men

Halle Berry as Storm

"Do you know what happens to a toad when it's hit by lightning? Same thing as everything else."
I just came in here to write that one Hands down worst line, ever. Especially cos the delivery is so bad.

and where they produce desolation, they call it peace
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actually i kind of like that line too
it's probably the only thing i remember from the whole movie

A single flow'r he sent me, since we met./All tenderly his messenger he chose;
Deep-hearted, pure, with scented dew still wet - One perfect rose.
I knew the language of the floweret;/'My fragile leaves,' it said, 'his heart enclose.'
Love long has taken for his amulet/One perfect rose.
Why is it no one ever sent me yet/One perfect limousine, do you suppose?
Ah no, it's always just my luck to get/One perfect rose.
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X-Men

Halle Berry as Storm

"Do you know what happens to a toad when it's hit by lightning? Same thing as everything else."
The thing with that line was that Halle's delivery was all wrong. The line was written by Joss Whedon ("Buffy The Vampire Slayer"). The second half of the line was supposed to be said nonchalantly. If you can imagine Buffy herself saying that line, then you get the idea. How on earth Bryan Singer could allow Halle Berry to say the line like that and then leave it like that in the finished product is beyond me.
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The thing with that line was that Halle's delivery was all wrong. The line was written by Joss Whedon ("Buffy The Vampire Slayer"). The second half of the line was supposed to be said nonchalantly. If you can imagine Buffy herself saying that line, then you get the idea. How on earth Bryan Singer could allow Halle Berry to say the line like that and then leave it like that in the finished product is beyond me.
Hey, Buffy is great and all, but that still sucks. Actually, Halle as Storm sucked in general.
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