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No Wire Hangers!!!!

sorry guys i could not help myself!

NO WIRE HANGERS!!!!

No... wire... hangers! What're wire hangers doing in this closet when I told you: no wire hangers EVER!!!!!

I work and work 'till I'm half-dead, and I hear people saying, "She's getting old." And what do I get? A daughter... who cares as much about the beautiful dresses I give her... as she cares about me! What's wire hangers doing in this closet? Answer me! I buy you beautiful dresses, and you treat them like they were some dishrag. You do! Three hundred dollar dress on a wire hanger!

We'll see how many you've got if they're hidden somewhere. We'll see... we'll see. Get out of that bed! All of this is coming out! Out! Out! Out! Out! Out! Out! You've got any more? We're gonna see how many wire hangers you've got in your closet. Wire hangers, why? Why? Christina, get out of that bed! Get out of that bed!

You live in the most beautiful house in Brentwood and you don't care if your clothes are stretched out from wire hangers. And your room looks like some two-dollar-a-week furnished room in some two-bit back street town in Okalahoma! Get up! Get up! Clean up this mess!
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can someone tell me the truth behing the myth?

did this really happen?

what was the real deal with joan?

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"CHRISTINA, CHRISTOPHER, DAMMIT!"

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Have Tina bring me my coffee"

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Carol Anne you have to stay on top of things around here. Im not mad at you Helga I MAD at the DIRT!"

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Wire hangers are evil. Notice the little horns that they put on the shoulders. It's the devil himself manifesting in your clothes. I neatly fold all my clothes.
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NO MORE WIRE HANGERS, EVER!!!

I think it happened for real.




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I remember watching this at a young age, then re-enacting the scene with my younger brother as I beat him with a wire hanger (pretend of course)


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You think you're pretty clever, don't you? Trying to sweep the poor little widow under the carpet? Well, think again. I'm on the board of directors of this lousy company.

Al and I helped build Pepsi to what it is today, and I intend to stay with it!

Look, you drove Al Steele to his grave, and now you're trying to stab me in the back? Forget it! I fought worse monsters than you for years in Hollywood, I know how to win the hard way!

You don't know what hard feelings are, until I come out publically against your product, and you'll see how much you sell.

Don't fuck with me fellas! This ain't my first time at the rodeo. You forget the press I delivered to Pepsi is my power! I can use it anyway I want. It's a sword, cuts both ways.

Thank you, gentlemen, now let's get to work!


It's all true, she beat little Tina, but litte Tina was a real ham, so she kind of deserved it.

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It's all true, she beat little Tina, but litte Tina was a real ham, so she kind of deserved it.

see call me crazy, but if i buy my child a 300$ dress TODAY and found it on a wire hanger i would beat the her ass too, now a $300 dress back then was a shit load more money so she would have gotten a shitload more beating

"racism is dead, it died when MLK walked on a bridge and freed the slaves. Now we have a socialist Kenyan president who is not an American and if anyone mentions race they are a reverse racist (while racism is dead, reverse racism is alive and well.) #whattheyteachyouatfox"
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I agree with the dress, I mean, I never bought the twins $300 outfits, who the hell buys a kid clothes that expensive then or now? Kids mistreat clothes, so don't go overboard.

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LOL - I love this thread!


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Dammit! Perino's is MYYYY place!

Ma changed husbands faster than she changed bedsheets. Ma, with her sloppiness and her dirt.

Unsuitable?

Ah but nobody ever said life was fair, Tina. I'm bigger and I'm faster. I will always beat you.

Don't you EVER use that tone of voice with me, MISSY! Who do you think you're talking to? I'll tell you what you're gonna do, you'll gonna march yourself up those stairs to your room and you're gonna stay there until I tell you to come out or until you APOLOGIZE!


I never abused the twins. And they know better than to write a tell-all. The twins speak very highly of me.

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Oh, and Tina, if you don't get this part, don't hock 'em!

Tear DOOOWN that BIIIIITCH of a bearing wall, and put a WINDOW where it OUGHT to be!

Gotta a glass?


Actually, Crawford stole that second line from me. When Floyd and I were renovating the ranch in Carrollton, there was a bitch of a bearing wall, and I had it torn down so they could put a window where it ought to be. I mean, when you have a quaint little river on a ranch, you don't want some fucking bearing wall blocking your view!

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"Why can't you treat me with the same respect that you would give any STRANGER on the STREET?!?" "TINA! Bring me the AXE!"

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I'd rather have you going to school bald than looking like a tramp!

Mayer should know the price I pay.

Tina, meat loses its vitamins if it's overcooked.

Tina, you may drink your glass of milk and then you may be excused from the table.

Why must everything be a contest?

She negotiates everything like a god-damn Hollywood agent!

I don't ask much from you, girl, why can't you give me the RESPECT that I'm entitled to? Why can't you treat me like I would be treated by any STRANGER on the STREET?

Is this an institution of learning or a teenage BROTHEL?

My compliments to your school on its IMPECCABLE reputation. Christina, COME ON!

And I think you're UNDERREACTING Mrs. Chadwick!

Alright, Tina. You may keep the doll AND the bracelet.

Oh, come on now, Bill, mother would NEVER approve!

We'll have the New York Strip Steak for 2, rare, and two limestone salads.

Time's are tough. Yet I treat you to this expensive dinner and all I get is smart-aleck back-talk.


Trust me, nothing pisses off a movie star more than smart-aleck back-talk from a child. Hollywood stars are NOT used to being sassed, by anyone. I had to backhand the twins a couple of times when they sassed me, but trust me, it only happened a couple of times, and certainly not after their 10th birthday.

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Pardon my ignorance, but what the hell is a limestone salad?

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I might as well have "Property of MGM" tattooed on my backside!

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