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post #1 of 3 (permalink) Old Sep 25th, 2004, 03:16 AM Thread Starter
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Everything Has A Gender

** Hot Air Balloon -- Male, because to get it to go anywhere you have to
** light a fire under it . . and, of course, there's the hot air part.

** Sponges -- Female, because they're soft and squeezable and retain
** water.

** Web Page -- Female, because it's always getting hit on.

** Subway -- Male, because it uses the same old lines to pick people up.

** Hourglass -- Female, because over time, the weight shifts to the
** bottom.

** Hammer -- Male, because it hasn't evolved much over the last 5,000
* years, but it's handy to have around.

** Remote Control -- Female . . Ha! You thought it'd be male. But
** consider: it gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while
** he doesn't always know the right buttons to push, he keeps trying.


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post #2 of 3 (permalink) Old Sep 25th, 2004, 03:28 AM
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Bah! So that explains why I don't "use" remotes

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