My last Emmy thread kids, don't worry! I just have to do the fashion aftermath - it's a ritual for me.
Debra Messing - I said it before and I will say it again - that is one smart little Jewish girl. Look at Mischa Barton behind her - she's a walking X-Ray!
Melanie Griffith - I can't believe I am saying this but......she looks quite good. There. I said it. The dress flatters her well.
Mariska Hargitay - Just about pulls this off although from certain angles looks like a stalk of celery. I give her points for daring to wear it anyway.
Psycho Sharon gets it right for once.
Marlo Thomas - I am putting Marlo here because at her age she had the good sense to stand down wind and let it pull her facial skin back. Takes a couple of years off.
Kristin Davis - This girl gets it right - SJP take note.
Jennifer Aniston - Gets it right yet again
Star Jones! - Oh Star, honey, you did your best on the carpet. FYI - that's not wind doing that to Star's dress. She just farted when the pic was taken.
Streisand - WTF is she wearing? She looks like a walking wedding cake!
Oh take that fat ass home Streisand!
Adam Brody's mother - Typical Jewish attitude - why spend money on a dress when I can make one out of the old curtains in the basement?!
Stockard Channing - Elizabeth Taylor lookalike for hire - parties, bar mitzvahs and weddings....
Patricia Heaton - I feel sick looking at this.
Wanna know what the Children of the Corn look like when they grow up - Exhibit A, Anne Heche!
Jason Ritter - I have no words. Jason, sweetie, you stopped being 5 about 20 years ago!
Teri Hatcher - Obviously she is not there to pick up an award. She looks very hard faced and quite scary!
Teri Hatcher - Did she get splashed by a car driving through a puddle on the way to the Emmys or did something throw up on that dress?!
Mischa Barton - She looks like bulimia personified! Bland color, bland make up and someone give this girl a freaking Big Mac!
Sarah Jessica Parker - Some call this girl a fashion icon. To me she is just scrawny and bony and that dress is just hideous. Star loved it of course!
SJP - Is it Halloween already?!
Lorraine Bracco - Too droopy! At her age you would think she would know to wear a good uplift bra!
Helen Mirren - I see someone's been busy with the kitchen foil!
Edie Falco - Great to see Edie is healthy again, but who picked the dress - Stevie Wonder?!
Trump - I am gonna go out on a limb here but is that a wig?