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Emmys Thread - Star was awful, Stritch swore and Conan abused me!And people won Emmys

You all seeing this? THIS is my replacement?!!

My God, the ratings will nosedive!

"Black don't crack"? Shut up Star!

And that bitch Brooke saying "Move over Joan and Melissa, this is the E! glamour wheel." Little bitch! The viewers want me back not gimmicks like a fucking wheel!

Can we talk?!

"I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw that my bath toys were a toaster and a radio."

Ricki Lake and Oprah Winfrey have gained and lost 300lbs between them over the years - that's one whole Kirstie Alley!

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Star put your tongue away and leave Taye Diggs alone!

It didn't take long for her to mention her fiancé, did it?

'Auntie Star'?! Shut up Star! Anne Heche's baby is sitting at home shaking now thinking of Autnie Star!

Can we talk?!

"I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw that my bath toys were a toaster and a radio."

Ricki Lake and Oprah Winfrey have gained and lost 300lbs between them over the years - that's one whole Kirstie Alley!
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You all seeing this? THIS is my replacement?!!

My God, the ratings will nosedive!

"Black don't crack"? Shut up Star!

And that bitch Brooke saying "Move over Joan and Melissa, this is the E! glamour wheel." Little bitch! The viewers want me back not gimmicks like a fucking wheel!
Joan, you never could take competition very well. Well you get what you deserve and now you are on the sidelines watching from your television. No more red carpet treatment for you, and let me tell you a little secret,"All that shit you talked about the stars has caught up with you, they hate you Joan!"

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Joan, you never could take competition very well. Well you get what you deserve and now you are on the sidelines watching from your television. No more red carpet treatment for you, and let me tell you a little secret,"All that shit you talked about the stars has caught up with you, they hate you Joan!"
Honey they have been hating me for years but I still make money from hating on them. And Star is competition? Please! Mark my words - this will be the last red carpet that fruit-marrying line-fluffing trash presents!

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"I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw that my bath toys were a toaster and a radio."

Ricki Lake and Oprah Winfrey have gained and lost 300lbs between them over the years - that's one whole Kirstie Alley!
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Honey they have been hating me for years but I still make money from hating on them. And Star is competition? Please! Mark my words - this will be the last red carpet that fruit-marrying line-fluffing trash presents!

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I'll say this in public once. I miss serena so much. Fed is my favorite player but no one does it like her.

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Star is too 'hey, girlfriend!' and she ain't even convincing at it. Wanda Sykes does it better and should have got this gig!

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"I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw that my bath toys were a toaster and a radio."

Ricki Lake and Oprah Winfrey have gained and lost 300lbs between them over the years - that's one whole Kirstie Alley!
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Star stop plugging The View and put your stomach away! It's almost at knee level.

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"I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw that my bath toys were a toaster and a radio."

Ricki Lake and Oprah Winfrey have gained and lost 300lbs between them over the years - that's one whole Kirstie Alley!
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- this will be the last red carpet that fruit-marrying line-fluffing trash presents!

I'm BACK & SINGLE. So lock up all the hotties!
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God, did you see Barbara Walters and Star? Talk about bad atmosphere. When Barbara went in for that kiss I thought she was gonna bite Star in the face for being so bad!

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Omarosa at the Emmys! It's an outrage and Star "Black don't crack" again - explain Maya Angelou then!

Can we talk?!

"I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw that my bath toys were a toaster and a radio."

Ricki Lake and Oprah Winfrey have gained and lost 300lbs between them over the years - that's one whole Kirstie Alley!
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lol, it's funny how Star looks at her ring and says Al did good. :retard: Eh, Star you bought your own ring, don't you mean "I" did good?
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The fag hag is showing off her engagement ring now. Poor deluded Star.

Star is having to change dresses now because that one looks so bad. E! will be begging me back after this!

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Ricki Lake and Oprah Winfrey have gained and lost 300lbs between them over the years - that's one whole Kirstie Alley!
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Omarosa at the Emmys! It's an outrage and Star "Black don't crack" again - explain Maya Angelou then!
Maya Angelou is 76 and doesn't live at a plastic surgeon like you...
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Maya Angelou is 76 and doesn't live at a plastic surgeon like you...
Joan don't crack, baby!

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The fag hag is showing off her engagement ring now. Poor deluded Star.

Star is having to change dresses now because that one looks so bad. E! will be begging me back after this!
eh sorry Joan....Starr does have an ability to get along with most people....you might've lost your job for good.
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