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Kinda gross, but funny!

The Trial

Defence Attorney: What is your age?
Little Old Woman: I am 86 years old

Defence Attorney: Will you tell us, in your own words, what happened to you?

Little Old Woman: There I was, sitting there in my swing on my front porch,
on a warm spring evening, when a young man comes walking up on the porch and
sat down beside me.

Defence Attorney: Did you know him?
Little Old Woman: No, but he sure was friendly.

Defence Attorney: What happened after he sat down beside you?
Little Old Woman: He started to rub my thigh.

Defence Attorney: Did you stop him?
Little Old Woman: No, I didn't stop him.

Defence Attorney: Why not?
Little Old Woman: It felt good. Nobody had done that since my husband passed
away some 30 years ago.

Defence Attorney: What happened next?
Little Old Woman: He began to rub my breasts.

Defence Attorney: Did you stop him then?
Little Old Woman: No, I did not stop him.

Defence Attorney: Why not?
Little Old Woman: Why, Your Honour, his rubbing made me feel all alive and
excited. I haven't felt that good in years!

Defence Attorney: What happened next?
Little Old Woman: Well, I was feeling so excited that I just spread my old
legs and said to him, "Take me, young man,take me!"

Defence Attorney: Did he take you?
Little Old Woman: Hell, no. That's when he yelled, "April Fool!" and that's
when I shot the son of a bitch

EVERYONE'S SOMEONE

I FEEL LIKE NEVE IN SCREAM, NEVER GETTING AWAY FROM THE KILLER!

I'm in love with Jack Ryder and Justin Timberlake!!!

JUST PLAIN DIRRTY!

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LMAO! I love it!
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ROFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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hehe, nice one!
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There is nothing gross about this. Old people need love too.

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LMAO!
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LMAO! good one....thanks...

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glad you like it! lol!

EVERYONE'S SOMEONE

I FEEL LIKE NEVE IN SCREAM, NEVER GETTING AWAY FROM THE KILLER!

I'm in love with Jack Ryder and Justin Timberlake!!!

JUST PLAIN DIRRTY!

THE UK DOES IT LIKE NOBODY DOES!!!
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Evey - maybe you know the old lady from work.

EVERYONE'S SOMEONE

I FEEL LIKE NEVE IN SCREAM, NEVER GETTING AWAY FROM THE KILLER!

I'm in love with Jack Ryder and Justin Timberlake!!!

JUST PLAIN DIRRTY!

THE UK DOES IT LIKE NOBODY DOES!!!
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