Imelda, I'm just glad you and I have made up! Nothing will come between us, you know. It's just I was so confused about who were my friends and who weren't, I thought you were so hateful to me, but I realized you just had my best interersts at heart (as always
), but you see, I tried to tell you before, I was just going through the best of times, but a lot of bad stuff was going on too, and some people understood, and some didn't, and I was so happy and unhappy at the same time, but sort of confused as well. I just hope I'm not being too vague. But, Imelda, you and I are inseparable now that I've seen what we're back together as best buddies. And, a real friend is someone who offers to sleep with Ronnie when, in fact, it was me, not you. who was the wrongdoer! Ronnie is loaded, but Ronnie is 75 years old, it's not often I get an offer to watch, you know, so I know that our friendship is for real. I'm just so happy that I realized it before it was too late and I left the board sick over it.
Well, pass me that glass of wine! I need it!!!