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I'm the virgin of the board...

And for those who believe it...

L'important, c'est la rose...
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And for those who believe it...
I believe you . Since I'm the resident whore, I can teach you a thing or two mister

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pfffff you didn't get me how could one of the biggest rep whore be a virgin
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And for those who believe it...
Uh oh, don't be afraid to admit it, it's not too late yet...want any help?



So this is love, Mmmmmm
So this is love
So this is what makes life divine
I'm all aglow, Mmmmmm
And now I know
The key to all heaven is mine
My heart has wings, Mmmmmm
And I can fly
I'll touch every star in the sky
So this is the miracle that I've been dreaming of
Mmmmmm
Mmmmmm
So this is love


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Anne Welles was a virgin when she came to NYC from Lawrenceville. Then that cad Lyon Burke seduced her. It was moonlit in her apartment, she put down her old boyfriend's fraternity pin on the nightstand and then her clothes dropped to the floor. Lyon would never marry her then, though, and she ended up having to sneak out of his apartment at 4 a.m. each morning to run home. Anne learned the hard way that men do not buy the cow when they get the milk for free. He came to visit her in Lawrenceville after her mother died and actually wanted to fuck her in her mother's old 4-poster bed (without the mother, of course, she was already dead and buried in the cemetary). Anne reminded him, "it's a marriage bed Lyon, were you thinking of marriage?" He begged off, and she made him stay at the Lawrenceville Inn. Good for her! Lyon then went off and wrote a book in England that he dedicated to her, romanced her again, cheated on her with Neely, and then finally went to get her in Lawrenceville and professed his love and begged her to marry him. Funny, all Anne said was how she had waited and wished for years to hear those words, but now that she heard them, she felt nothing. She left Lyon in her house and went out for a walk in the snow in the woods with a stick and a wistful look.

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I am extremly proud of you Ph51.

To Court is the making another one of Gods Children, and not for the usage of pleasure. That is the way Sex is intended to work. I have a Scripture of Biblical Writings if you would like me to send them to you
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This is your blind spot, blind spot.
It should be obvious, but it's not.

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You just crush yourself and walk away
I don't care what the future holds
Cause I'm right here in your arms today
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I'll be your black swan, black swan
I'm for spare parts, broken up.




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And for those who believe it...
And I thought you were being honest
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Geez, well I guess I am the only virgo intacto on tis board

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I am extremly proud of you Ph51.

To Court is the making another one of Gods Children, and not for the usage of pleasure. That is the way Sex is intended to work. I have a Scripture of Biblical Writings if you would like me to send them to you


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I am extremly proud of you Ph51.

To Court is the making another one of Gods Children, and not for the usage of pleasure. That is the way Sex is intended to work. I have a Scripture of Biblical Writings if you would like me to send them to you
Please send them to me!!! oceanboi123@yahoo.com

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