Join Date: Jun 2004
Location: Live:From the Red Carpet!
I caught Whitney on the red carpet at this shindig. I asked her who she was wearing. I swear to Gahd she barked 'I will be wearing Melissa if you don't score me some crack. Crack is whack Joanie!'
She ain't the sharpest. The lights are on but the dogs ain't barking! I know a woman in West Hollywood who went to a surgeon and asked him to make her like Whitney Houston - he gave her a lobotomy.
And Dionne! That dress is too low cut for someone of her age - when was the last time that woman saw her own feet?!
Can we talk?!
"I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw that my bath toys were a toaster and a radio."
Ricki Lake and Oprah Winfrey have gained and lost 300lbs between them over the years - that's one whole Kirstie Alley!