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Ermmmm LOL

This is a true story, happened in a small vilage in Asia. heard it from my friend who went there for hols.

This woman pops into a clothes shop owned by a man, a really small shop as well.

She decides she wants to buy a bra and goes around the back to put it on and has trouble with it so what does she do ?

she calls over the shopowner and asks him to help, suddenly she drop her bra and asks him to suck her tits.

The man being a man couldn't resist, but as soon as he starts to nibble away he collapses. The Woman had drugged her own titties with sleeping potion

She then takes off with all the takings in the till
that man is now a laughing stock in his village as everyone found out about it.

so guys ..... if any strange woman asks you to suck her tits "Think 1st and with your brain"

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post #2 of 25 (permalink) Old Feb 27th, 2002, 02:38 PM
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ROTF!

So can guys do the same thing if they wanna get free stuff?...and Im not talking about tits
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post #3 of 25 (permalink) Old Feb 27th, 2002, 02:41 PM
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OMG!
Now that's an idea

What would you say if we could make
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I think we would like to have something else nibbled on besides tits. lol


Im sexy, im cute, im popular to boot, im bitching, great hair, all the boyz like to stare, im full of spirt and more, I swear im not a whore, im a cheerleader, yeah, yeah, a cheerleader, yeah, yeah!!!!
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Thats what I meant timmbo
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post #7 of 25 (permalink) Old Feb 27th, 2002, 02:43 PM
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LMAO !!!!!!! Yes, that is a good question Terry. LOL!!!!
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Iva #1 Fan, im sorry, I mis read your comment. I guess pervert minds think alike huh? lol

Im sexy, im cute, im popular to boot, im bitching, great hair, all the boyz like to stare, im full of spirt and more, I swear im not a whore, im a cheerleader, yeah, yeah, a cheerleader, yeah, yeah!!!!
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And the question would be?
Would you help me with my underwear? LMAO !!!
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Just what we needed, Egg! Giving people ideas.
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post #13 of 25 (permalink) Old Feb 27th, 2002, 03:04 PM Thread Starter
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Me giving others ideas ?????

I'm amazed this hasn't been tried before.

timmbo and others ..... you try dropping your pants in front of a guy or woman..... he/she would most likely chop it off or punch you in the balls

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LOL Eggy...really? Cos I wouldve thought that, you know, theyd have no hesitation in sucking it
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LOL

crazy story.

Something was bound to go right sometime today, All these broken pieces fit together to make a perfect picture of us
It got cold and then dark so suddenly and rained, It rained so hard the two of us were the only thing
That we could see for miles and miles
And in the middle of the flood I felt my worth, When you held onto me like I was your little life raft
Please know that you were mine as well
Drops of water hit the ground like God's own tears
And spread out into shapes like Salad bowls and basins and buckets for bailing out the flood
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