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ITT, a word of advice to poor people who like to go to the movies

took my neice and nephew to see Kill Bill Volume 2 the other day

talk about it being an "interactive" experience

poor people, KNOW THIS

NO MATTER HOW LOUDLY YUO TALK/YELL SCREAM, THE CHARACTERS ON THE SCREEN CANNOT HEAR YUO

SO PLEASE, NEXT TIME YUO GO TO THE MOVIE THEATER, SIT DOWN AND HAVE A NICE CUP OF STFU

THAT IS ALL

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No shouting; the Preppie Century City crowd only yells at the screen when its a Hip Hop or Horror Movie.

Mean Girls is not a Hip Hop or Horror flick.

Saw Kill Bill 2, I liked it and Kill Bill 1 but it is Quentin's worst work so far...

By the way guess who Quentin is supposedly dating?

One hint...size 11 shoes.

Okay one more hint..."I luv you Cousin."

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ITT, a word of advice to poor people who like to go to the movies

To avoid mingling with the poor during a film CKB, I recomend you only attend 'art house' cinemas.

a) They can't afford a ticket.
b) Those who don't speak Serbo-Croat are too busy reading the subtitles to shout at the screen.


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Hey DD

and CKB, never been to a movie with people yellin' at the screen, I guess us country folk are just not that rowdy


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Hey DD

and CKB, never been to a movie with people yellin' at the screen, I guess us country folk are just not that rowdy
well at least not rowdy at the movies


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To avoid mingling with the poor during a film CKB, I recomend you only attend 'art house' cinemas.

a) They can't afford a ticket.
b) Those who don't speak Serbo-Croat are too busy reading the subtitles to shout at the screen.



I PREFER TO WATCH MOVIES WHEN I'M FLYING (BUSINESS CLASS, DNT) COZ THEY MAKE ALL THE POOR PEOPLE SIT IN THE ASS-END OF THE PLANE

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I'll agree with CKB on this one! It happens all the time and it is so annoying, especially during scary movies when the stupid character hears a noise outside so they go lookin, and all the people start screaming not to. It happens more often at this one ghetto theater in town than the others. (blocks out all the racist comments about to come, as I have said nothing about race)
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i agree, its intensely irritating when the crowd seems to think they're in an oriental marketplace during a movie. its quite a widespread disease too, cutting across socio-economic barriers.



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during kill bill 1 at some point a woman started laughing histerically for 5 minutes at least, until people started to ask her to shut the fuck up.....big mistake....didn't hear much of the end of the movie....
they should people ban people like that from cinema's for life

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