Woman buys 10,000 Mars bars, drives off in limo
It wasn't Marianne Faithful was it??
Sorry - you have to be a) British and b) very old, to get the joke!
Man, proud man, drest in a little brief authority, most ignorant of what he’s most assured,
his glassy essence, like an angry ape, plays such fantastic tricks before high heaven,
as makes the angels weep.
William Shakespeare (anticipating George W Bush?)