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post #1 of 14 (permalink) Old Feb 23rd, 2002, 02:18 AM Thread Starter
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How to tell if someone is cursed to a lifetime of virginity!

The surest sign is if the person chooses an animated Lara Croft in a "come hither pose" for their avatar.
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post #2 of 14 (permalink) Old Feb 23rd, 2002, 03:14 AM
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Funny - I read an article about this the other day.

It seems that not only are they cursed to a lifetime of virginity, but also a lifetime of unprecedented stupidity and ignorance.

The article did not go into detail as to why that is however unfortunately.

If anything new breaks on the matter, I'll be sure to report
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Disposable: I heard the very same thing!

Becca, I think I read that article.

Didn't it also say that the same person is also likely to be mentally unstable?


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yes Iluvjelena - and to be avoided at all costs

btw - i love your avatar
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Thanks Becca, not hard to have a good avatar with a stunning beauty like that on it!

Weren't our two avatar's romantically linked at one time? (Jelena and JC)?


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That was the rumour during the 2000 Olympics.
Both denied it though , as he had a girlfreind back in spain.

I feel very silly for knowing this lol
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tsk tsk.....
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post #9 of 14 (permalink) Old Feb 23rd, 2002, 05:33 AM
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Jelena never denied it

There was a big thing at Oz 2001 where Juan's "friends" were saying he was upset because Jelena wasn't allowed to see him anymore. They had planned to play mixed doubles at last year's Oz Open (said Juan Carlos in an interview in late 2000)

Oh well, Jelena's happy with me


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post #10 of 14 (permalink) Old Feb 23rd, 2002, 05:41 AM
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I heard it (Jelena and Juan Carlos ) from an article but people who attended the Olympics told me first then one or two days later, I read newspaper about it. Some people who attended the Olympics and they told me that they saw Jelena and Juan Carlos holds hands!


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hmm - thats too bad.
Oh well, as long as your making Jelena happy
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post #12 of 14 (permalink) Old Feb 23rd, 2002, 05:48 AM
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LMAO!!!

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Well if it was true, I must say that Jelena has remarkable taste
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I think it's the other way round Becca


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