And the latest -
Althought it had nothing to do with Russia, they have decied they will whine on behalf of the Korean and Chinese teams anyways.
Unable to handle that other countries may be better than them, Russia voluntarily pulled out of the event, realizing it was the only way they could preserve any dignity.
Cross Country Skiing
The Russian Federation has decided to file a protest, that doped athletes have every right to compete. "Just because an athlete tests positive for a certaint offense, doesn't mean they are guilty. Since when have athletes been disqualified for doping? This is an outrage - it has never happened in sport before, and only happened now, cause everyone hates Russia", said a respresentitive of the Russian Olympic Committee.
In another attempt to preserve their diginity, the Russian hockey team has started whining about bad calls and reffing, before the game has even began. This way, if they lose to the USA tonight - they already have an excuse. As it could't possibly be that the American team might have a shot at beating them legitimately.
Thanks ys - that was a real hoot.