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post #1 of 3 (permalink) Old Feb 21st, 2002, 10:49 AM Thread Starter
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Bicycle repair man (a joke)

President Bush, Donald Rumsfeld and Colin Powell are sitting in a bar.

A guy walks in and asks the bartender, "Isn't that Bush, Rumsfeld and
Powell sitting over there?"

Bartender says, "Yep, that's them."

So the guy walks over and says, "Wow, this is a real honour. What are you
guys doing in here?"

Bush says, "We're planning World War III".

And the guy says, "Really? What's going to happen?"

Rumsfeld says, "Well, we're going to kill 25 million Iraqis this time and
one bicycle repairman."

The guy exclaimed, "A bicycle repairman? Why kill a bicycle repairman?"

Bush turns to Powell, punches him on the shoulder and says,

"See, smart ass?! I told you no one would say anything about the 25
million Iraqis!"

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LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!! good one
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