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US Open Bitch & Moan thread

Who is the commentator on DirecTV channel 707? He's bitching about how unfair it is that Venus & Serena were placed on the same side of the draw thus making a F matchup between the two impossible. He's saying they should have automatically been placed on opposite sides of the draw. What a Bitch about the ranking system (which he did too), but don't talk nonsense. The USTA can't just move Venus & Serena if they end up on the same side of the draw.

One other thing this clown said is maybe they need to go back to the Connor's days where the slam winner was the #1 player. Yeah let's go back to the 70s where all kinds of crap was included in the rankings and some events a player only had to play 3 or 4 matches to win the event.

If the rankings should be based on slam performance then don't call them the WTA rakings, call them the grand slam rankings. And just play the 4 slams and cancel the rest of the season. Or actually, let's just skip to the final for each slam and let Venus & Serena duke it out.

Lets make the 2014 US Open the Anybody But Serena (ABS) Slam
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Re: US Open Bitch & Moan thread

they are still a force to reckon with like it or not.

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Step to it.
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Step to it.
Step to what? To stupidness of some people? No thanks

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they are still a force to reckon with like it or not.
So you agree that the USTA should have made sure no matter what Venus & Serena were on opposite sides of the draw? Is that fair?

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So you agree that the USTA should have made sure no matter what Venus & Serena were on opposite sides of the draw? Is that fair?
obviously not, but if he is ranting and raving about thier chances, he has a point.

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Re: US Open Bitch & Moan thread

Rusedski should never be allowed to commentate.
I want to kick him.

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Re: US Open Bitch & Moan thread

us open or just your bitching and moaning?

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I want to kick him.
He gets points for calling Safina a pretender.
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Re: US Open Bitch & Moan thread

Didnt he call Jelena Jankovic a pretender?

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Re: US Open Bitch & Moan thread

I have been so busy pissing and moaning about the possibility of a faceoff between two of my big three I haven't even gotten around to bitching about how unfair it is that one of my little three has to play Serena in the first round.

Talk about fucked up draws. That's it, USTA. Go ahead and have one of your few under-20 players who might have made a little noise here KNOCKED OFF IN THE FIRST ROUND by Serena.

Big Al will be back, though. To kick ass and chew bubble gum. And she's down to her last piece of bubble gum, swear to God.

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us open or just your bitching and moaning?
EXACTLY!!!!!!!!

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Didnt he call Jelena Jankovic a pretender?
Oh you're probably right. I wasn't paying too much attention to be honest.
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Re: US Open Bitch & Moan thread

did he call ivanovic also a pretender?
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Re: US Open Bitch & Moan thread

I guess he does get points for calling JJ a pretender.
Unfortunately he can't pronounce her name, so there are points knocked off right there.

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