Are you Europeans familiar with the gringo program/occasional-short-films called,"The Three Stooges"?For those of you who've never seen/heard of it,the 3 main characters are so buffoonish that they make the worthless,waste-of-life retards on shows like 'Friends' appear to be Rhodes Scholars,by comparison.
I'm reminded of the Stooges by the KL organizers who,instead of planning all of the rain-delayed qualy matches at the start of the program yesterday,scheduled one of the qualies AT 6PM!!Or,in other words,about 4 hours after the shit weather in their cursed,God-forsaken land usually begin postponing matches
.I can't recall EVER seeing a qualy match played on Wednesday morning...can anyone else??Nor have I ever seen a tourney where they could only place SOME of the qualifiers in the MD--in a desperate hope to get the matches completed--and not all of them.
Caroline is a very,very smart gal,so I'm reluctant to give her ANY tennis-related advice...except for this: RUN,CARO,RUN
!!!GET AWAY FROM THAT SHITHOLE AS FAST AS YOU CAN!...before one of the tourney organizer's inbred kinfolk leaves a loose power cable sitting in a puddle of water and electrocutes our Danish Queen
PARTY IN THE PANIC ROOM
! Serena wins an undoubtedly clean
Congrats on Number Three, Kim! We need more of you
in this world
Monica Puig, Guapa Teniista Numero Uno de las chicas latinas