Join Date: May 2013
Location: Land of Gods and Monsters
Re: Danish Delight - Caroline Wozniacki thread - vol 6
Pardon me for interrupting but...
I suggest that before Wozniacki's match, we must all offer animal sacrifices. I believe this is what the Aztecs did to "keep the sun from halting in its orbit". My theory is that by doing so, this will awaken the Sunshine queen from its deep slumber and she shall pour down terror in this year's French open. We can keep the sun up as long as we do our daily sacrifice. Now I know that originally, they sacrificed humans; we're not cold-blooded murderers like that. I recommend we start by squashing ants and cockroaches. If one is brave or qualified to kill animals, he can slaughter goats and sheep.
☬ Sorceress Agatha ☬
. . . doesn't have enough Mana points to perform her magic.
Quickly, hand out the potions!
Last edited by PoliCappuccino; May 26th, 2013 at 05:32 PM.