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Honestly,I don't ever fantasize about Caro romantically,despite her shining beauty,yet I had a dream,last night,that we were married(for whatever reason,Rory never entered my subconscious imaging).Afterwards,I died for some unexplained reason and was looking on from the afterlife as Caro happily held our young infant(couldn't tell male/female)in her arms.There was already another man in her life,but he was some dorky professional type...he wasn't some handsome playboy.He was moderately attractive enough so as not to be an eyesore for Caroline,and I somehow intuited that he was a doting husband and responsible stepfather.....too bad that TF gem Paulmara isn't a Caro fan or he might give us some insightful dream interpretation

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And awww, he would rather play with Caro! Pity that Caro don't want to play neither doubles or mixed doubles!

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You see??That goes back to my theory about Lisicki's being opportunistic in her bf quest;she can see how captivated Nielsen is with Caroline,so now she's taking advantage of him in his moment of weakness

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And awww, he would rather play with Caro! Pity that Caro don't want to play neither doubles or mixed doubles!


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Freddie seems so nice Unfortunately, Caro is not very "doubles/mixed friendly"


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My brother gave me a coffee-table sort of book this Christmas titled,"What's Your Poo Telling You?".....Yeah,THAT kind of poo...will give you all a book report once I figure out the plot

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My brother gave me a coffee-table sort of book this Christmas titled,"What's Your Poo Telling You?".....Yeah,THAT kind of poo...will give you all a book report once I figure out the plot
Your brother is a real poophead.

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My brother gave me a coffee-table sort of book this Christmas titled,"What's Your Poo Telling You?".....Yeah,THAT kind of poo...will give you all a book report once I figure out the plot
I think you should repay this display of caring and affection by buying him an illustrated guide to dermatology and sexual health. . That's a book that will draw him into a morose, addictive, and voyeuristic session that should last a few months, and prompt a few visits to high class clinics around Mexico. Nothing like a closeup of an ulcerated scrotum to send the shivers down your spine and off the the nearest room with a mirror and a lock on the door.

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I think you should repay this display of caring and affection by buying him an illustrated guide to dermatology and sexual health. . That's a book that will draw him into a morose, addictive, and voyeuristic session that should last a few months, and prompt a few visits to high class clinics around Mexico. Nothing like a closeup of an ulcerated scrotum to send the shivers down your spine and off the the nearest room with a mirror and a lock on the door.
While I appreciate your creative suggestion,my brother really can't speak Spanish to save his life,so he won't be coming here anytime soon.However,he's not terribly far from the Washington,D.C. area which,like San Fran,has a disproportionately high number of unmarried males...and the abundance of STDs which invariably accompany that stat...so I'm sure that he can find one of those clinics you referred to above

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poophead.
That's actually tantamount to vile profanity coming from YOU;I'm reminded of Ritter's line from "Clear and Present Danger": 'You are SUCH a boy scout!'....but I mean that in a GOOD way,Protoss

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