Hey there. Betcha not many know that I'm a big tennis fan. And the emphasis really is on the word BIG these days. Anyways my crime solving skills are legendary, and even without my partner Mary Beth who is busy working as a Nathalie Tauziat look-a-like now, I'm opening the casebook on the mysterious disappearance of all the tennis players from Australia. Well guys, it was either me or those people from the x files and I elbow charged Gillian Anderson before she had a chance to say Pam Shriver Rockz.
Any witnesses please come forward, as of now the case is open and I ain't got any leads. aside from the one I use for my pet pooch but thats another story
Hey there. Betcha not many know that I'm a big tennis fan. And the emphasis really is on the word BIG these days. Anyways my crime solving skills are legendary, and even without my partner Mary Beth who is busy working as a Nathalie Tauziat look-a-like now, I'm opening the casebook on the mysterious disappearance of all the tennis players from Australia. Well guys, it was either me or those people from the x files and I elbow charged Gillian Anderson before she had a chance to say Pam Shriver Rockz.
Any witnesses please come forward, as of now the case is open and I ain't got any leads. aside from the one I use for my pet pooch but thats another story
Hey there. Betcha not many know that I'm a big tennis fan. And the emphasis really is on the word BIG these days. Anyways my crime solving skills are legendary, and even without my partner Mary Beth who is busy working as a Nathalie Tauziat look-a-like now, I'm opening the casebook on the mysterious disappearance of all the tennis players from Australia. Well guys, it was either me or those people from the x files and I elbow charged Gillian Anderson before she had a chance to say Pam Shriver Rockz.
Any witnesses please come forward, as of now the case is open and I ain't got any leads. aside from the one I use for my pet pooch but thats another story
Yeah thanks for that tip off Pammster.Things are under surveillance and I'm monitoring them real careful. Have to admit, I'm kinda wondering whether a major conspiracy theory is at work here...I just don't trust Chris Evert. But then, who does.
Hey there. Betcha not many know that I'm a big tennis fan. And the emphasis really is on the word BIG these days. Anyways my crime solving skills are legendary, and even without my partner Mary Beth who is busy working as a Nathalie Tauziat look-a-like now, I'm opening the casebook on the mysterious disappearance of all the tennis players from Australia. Well guys, it was either me or those people from the x files and I elbow charged Gillian Anderson before she had a chance to say Pam Shriver Rockz.
Any witnesses please come forward, as of now the case is open and I ain't got any leads. aside from the one I use for my pet pooch but thats another story
Hello Pam. Sorry, Detective Cagney may I have a word with
Shriver?
Are you doing commentary for the AO this year Pam? or has that
bitch Hingis took your slot this year?
One more question will it be "black" turtle necks this year again for
you if your commentating in the box? And what do you really think
of Justine "Double H"? Will she win another "major" as you like to
call them or will she get her newly buffed bronzed butt kicked back to
Belgium by your very own prodigy, Venus Williams. You thought Venus
everything she knows. I know they "ghost" written that ESPN article,
and you really don't feel that way about Venus. Come on it's ok your
among friends and fans...what do you really think of the AO 2004
draw?
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